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re: Lawyers of the OT: need help

Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by Gator5220
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:39 pm to
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Wanna go to the zoo?

Sure. Hit me up on GroupMe.
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:39 pm to
They’ve done a lot of remodeling it’s legit tax payer money well spent pleasant these days
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:40 pm to
I’d say you’re gonna get fired if HR finds out.
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:42 pm to
Lucky for me I have a nest egg. Call anyone much less a woman much less a woman that I care about a lot “a fricking idiot”
Posted by Masterag
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:43 pm to
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Thank you actual lawyer. I will sleep better tonight.



Like I said, that's probably how it shakes out, and I hope that's the case. BUT.... if the prosecutor is a dick, he could bring the case based on the facts alone.

Just so you know the process if that happens.... first, the prosecutor would have a warrant issued for you. Then, you'd either get arrested or they'd have you come in (not 100% sure how that works for the small stuff). Then, you'd have to go to an arraignment and make an appearance, where you could either settle by taking a plea or go to pretrial. At pretrial they'd give you the state's best offer, which would probably be a fine and perhaps some kind of anger management class. If you didn't plea out, then it would go to trial and you'd probably win. But, it would cost you.
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:45 pm to
Yeah I don’t think he’s a pussy like that. I just wanted to know worst case scenario and you covered it. I trust this place like family. Onward and upward.
Posted by Gator5220
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:52 pm to
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Call anyone much less a woman much less a woman that I care about a lot “a fricking idiot”

Good on you for sticking up for women in the workplace. They need more than FMLA, you know.
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:54 pm to
I wanted to slam his head into something. It wasn’t sticking up for women in the work place it was a legit jail or no jail decision.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:55 pm to
Aren't you the guy who said you wanted threads about cute puppies anchored?

I guess so you could post shite like this?
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:57 pm to
Come at me Kafka. Nothing to lose. AMA fellow poet
Posted by Gator5220
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:58 pm to
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It wasn’t sticking up for women in the work place it was a legit jail or no jail decision.

Why would you contemplate going to jail for a woman you work with?
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 9:59 pm to
when you dis puppies, you're walking on the fighting side of me
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:00 pm to
Bc I love her. Might as well been my wife or sister. He got off easy and I have regrets
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:01 pm to
I love puppies more than you. I wanted to add some “abandon all hope yee who enter” to this place.
Posted by dhuck20
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:06 pm to
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(minor buzz)
so you were hammered
This post was edited on 9/20/26 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:07 pm to
Yes
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:07 pm to
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Yeah I don’t think he’s a pussy like that. I just wanted to know worst case scenario and you covered it. I trust this place like family. Onward and upward.

So, while his answer was thorough and ends up in roughly the right place, I’m pretty sure he’s answering it from the perspective of Texas criminal law. Assuming you’re in EBR, that obviously doesn’t apply. We don’t have a criminal statute called “terroristic threats” and we don’t have misdemeanor classes. With that said, I do think the best fit would be Assault, but it would be weak as shite. Because the threat is conditional on something that hasn’t occurred, proving that the guy was under reasonable apprehension of bodily harm would be quite the stretch. It’s also still just a misdemeanor. As an aside, DA’s practically never prosecute anyone who didn’t first get arrested. While it’s theoretically possible and happens every blue moon (see: that bullshite indictment out of Nola for the AG), it ain’t happening to you.

Now, your dumb arse might get fired over this nonsense, but you aren’t going to get arrested. If some annoyed LEO comes talk to you, just say it was a bad joke and move on with your day.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:07 pm to
Why didn't you say so? You have immunity from any action you take against him because you love her.

Swing away.
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:11 pm to
Smart people exist on the OT. It gets me hot and bothered
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:13 pm to
You wish you knew the love that I’ve had the fortune to experience. Just be yourself man it’s ok.
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