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re: Lawyer seeks jurors who won't base opinions on clients face tats (pic)

Posted on 8/5/19 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33401 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 7:22 pm to
I don’t envy Jarvis on this one.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 7:28 pm to
They make special foundation for that at makeup stores.



Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
5322 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 7:39 pm to
Clearly guilty
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 7:41 pm to
I'm sure his confession is inked on there somewhere.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7357 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:00 pm to
Well, he looks guilty.
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6306 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:09 pm to
He should be on trial for life in prison just for the tats.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9665 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:15 pm to
The YouTube curator of that song,Smoke the Tatoo man is available to be your own live-in tattoo artist. His old lady comes with the deal. She cleans but she don’t cook.
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:18 pm to
His attorney hasn’t thought of make up?

Amateur hour.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

The YouTube curator of that song,Smoke the Tatoo man is available to be your own live-in tattoo artist. His old lady comes with the deal. She cleans but she don’t cook.
You're gonna have to come pick him up though. The whip is in the shop.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29911 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:23 pm to
Here's an idea: don't cover your entire head with tattoos, and maybe, just maybe, normal people won't pre-judge you for looking a fricking circus freak.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13856 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:35 pm to
Yeah, he did it
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:37 pm to
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The overwhelming majority of the panel said they had no problem with Bottoms' tattoos.


a lie if ever a lie was told
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:41 pm to
He’s been busy collected new art-



This post was edited on 8/5/19 at 8:43 pm
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13856 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:42 pm to
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Omg. I just googled & watched the video I really hope I never go to prison. I’m not cut out for that kind of shite.





I would just say screw it and try to grab one of the guards guns and let them do me the favor and take me out. That video looked like hell on earth
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:46 pm to
How long before we see a cop with face tats on LIVE PD?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8089 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:54 pm to
Remember. Don't judge a book by its cover.
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1720 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:55 pm to
I don’t see a tear drop tat so I think I would have to vote not guilty.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31152 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:58 pm to
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His attorney hasn’t thought of make up?

Amateur hour.


It would most likely backfire. The prosecutor will be looking to get the accused's current visage burned into the juries brains and it will be easy if there are any eyewitnesses and he looked anything like that at the time of the commission of the crime. The last thing you want as a defense attorney is your client leaving the courtroom looking like a semi-clean cut young man and the next time the jury sees him he looks like the devil incarnate. Not only does it give the jury a subliminal idea he can change from angel to devil in a heartbeat but that the attorney is shadier than they already think he is.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31152 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:00 pm to
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a lie if ever a lie was told


The best place to hear a string of neverending lies is to go to a jury voir dire involving a defendant like this and/or a case that has had significant press coverage.
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