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Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in awhile

Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:44 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13222 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:44 am


Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in a very long time. There are a lot of reasons for this, moving cities, burnout, sad kids, and a relationship that's in its final sad throws. As a result I decided to make myself a picturesque hamburger for dinner.

This one has a premium Swedish högrev patty, American "cheese", pickles on a brioche bun. I also decided to live a little and used Korean gochujang instead of ketchup - usually this would create an exciting kick but it tastes just alright.

Those of you who are more astute will also see I burnt the fries a bit. But they were still basically edible so I will eat them to avoid waste.

Thank you for reading the story of tonight's dinner. It could have been a lot more exciting, but has actually turned out pretty boring and normal.

Male, 39, with a weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:45 am to
Tbh it looks like a Quarter Pounder with cheese and French Fries from
McDonalds
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61592 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:47 am to
Fries look cold

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78362 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:47 am to
So you are saying One all Swedish hogrev patty
Special gochujang sauce
Pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1888 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:48 am to
Tbh I started feeling sorry for you but then I noticed the artfulness of your writing style and became impressed.

Take some time and enjoy the peace and quiet. Good luck.

Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I was at home by myself
quote:

a relationship that's in its final sad throws
quote:

a picturesque hamburger for dinner.


Maybe learn to cook a little better before your next "relationship"!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120190 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in a very long time.


Sounds like heaven
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20195 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Male, 39, with a weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.


plantar fasciitis?
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1383 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:49 am to
since you're so bored, might I suggest a food photography course ? Your current game is rather weak..
Posted by BigApple
Member since Jun 2022
394 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:50 am to
What’s that sticking out of the bun? That’s an odd shaped patty.



ETA: I would give my left nut to be home alone for a few nights
This post was edited on 3/18/24 at 8:51 am
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1888 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Sounds like heaven
It is. You can fart whenever.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123945 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:50 am to
And then, he fapped
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9178 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:51 am to
quote:

weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.


Plantar wart.

Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38220 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:52 am to
Godspeed brother
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
29940 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Thank you for reading the story of tonight's dinner. It could have been a lot more exciting, but has actually turned out pretty boring and normal.



can't really go wrong with a burger and ff's.

quote:

Male, 39, with a weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.


Female, old af, calcaneus fracture maybe?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48403 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:53 am to
quote:

ETA: I would give my left nut to be home alone for a few nights

I bet it's been 12-13 years since I've been home alone for 24+ hours.
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1546 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:54 am to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15762 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:55 am to
What city you moving to?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11216 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:56 am to
Dull Men's Club vibes
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65683 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:56 am to
Last night i saw a naked cowgirl, she was floating across the ceiling.
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