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re: Largest living creature you ever hit with your vehicle
Posted on 4/28/21 at 1:38 pm to Splackavellie
Posted on 4/28/21 at 1:38 pm to Splackavellie
Was in a vehicle that hit a cow once back in the 1990s rural Louisiana.
Was gnarly, luckily we were in a large vehicle.
Was gnarly, luckily we were in a large vehicle.
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Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:10 pm to Splackavellie
Deer in two separate instances.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:12 pm to Yewkindewit
Two head of beef cattle at 60mph.
Didn't hurt the locomotive at all but smelled like, well, shite.
Didn't hurt the locomotive at all but smelled like, well, shite.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:15 pm to HeadSlash
quote:
Fat girl on a bike. Dumb bitch turned in front of me without looking.
you nailed a fat girl huh?
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:22 pm to Chad504boy
A four or five point buck back in the days when I owned the bus conversion motor home...
ol' Bambi was in deep kimchi and I had a three inch dent about a quarter inch wide in the stainless on front...
ol' Bambi was in deep kimchi and I had a three inch dent about a quarter inch wide in the stainless on front...
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:46 pm to TDTOM
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:51 pm to Splackavellie
Deer
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:52 pm to Splackavellie
Deer, destroyed my 6-month old truck at the time. Re paint didn’t match, pissed me off.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 2:56 pm to Splackavellie
probably the big white bird (crane, egret) what ever the frick it was. Tried to fly across in front of me on old gentilly. made about 90% of the way and got clipped by the upper right part of the truck cab.
wasn't sure what it was so i stopped and looked. it was kind of flopping around next to the ditch. passed back later during lunch and there was just a pile of feathers and some kind of foot prints.
i don't think he made it.
wasn't sure what it was so i stopped and looked. it was kind of flopping around next to the ditch. passed back later during lunch and there was just a pile of feathers and some kind of foot prints.
i don't think he made it.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:02 pm to Splackavellie
We called her LeAnn the Barbarian, and I could barely fit her in the backseat.
Oh, wait, you meant hit with the vehicle, not in.
Oh, wait, you meant hit with the vehicle, not in.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:03 pm to Splackavellie
Big doe on a gravel road in MS. It busted up the bumper and grill and snapped the latch holding down the hood. Didn't realize that last part till later and drove another 100 miles back home on the interstate. Lucky I didn't end up like Ace Ventura, hanging my head out the window to see.
This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:07 pm to Splackavellie
When I was a kid, my grandfather used to hit deer all of the time. He was always smashing up his car hitting deer. I thought he had the worst luck of any driver around. It wasn't until I got older that I learned grandpa was a raging alcoholic who would go up the bar, get shite faced drunk, run into something on the way home and then blame it on a deer jumping in front of him. 
This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:07 pm to Splackavellie
I hit a javelina out in west Texas a few years ago. We were going back to Marfa around midnight after visiting McDonald observatory. That is one lonely stretch of road at night (TX-17). I was coming over a small rise about 80 mph and that sucker was just moseying across the road like he owned it. It was either hit it or run off the road. The javelina lost-and so did the underside of my car.
(TX-71)
(live one..not the one I hit)
It tore out a good bit of the front end and underside and left various body parts in there also.
A good auto repair man in Marfa tied together my undercarriage with zip ties so we could make it back to Houston. That ended up being about $2,000 in damage and we didn't even get to have a cochon de lait.
(TX-71) (live one..not the one I hit) It tore out a good bit of the front end and underside and left various body parts in there also.
A good auto repair man in Marfa tied together my undercarriage with zip ties so we could make it back to Houston. That ended up being about $2,000 in damage and we didn't even get to have a cochon de lait.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:09 pm to Splackavellie
Wife (no pics) rolled a blind man over the hood while he was crossing the road. Had to settle that one outside of court.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:30 pm to Splackavellie
T-boned and killed a coyote going 60 mph on my motorcycle on Halloween night, 2007. Didn't lay it down and absolutely no damage done to the bike- no blood, no fur- nothing. It was a perfect hit.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 7:51 pm to footswitch
I hit two horses. Knocked me unconscious for a couple of days and broke my jaw. I don't remember a thing. I was told the horses died. My lawyer was also my doctor. We got paid. I spent all mine on a new car, hookers and cocaine, don't know what the lawyer/doctor did with his share. Probably the same is my guess.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 7:54 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
RogerTheShrubber
We both know you got lucky bro
Posted on 4/28/21 at 7:59 pm to IceTiger
Not me but, ya know.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:09 pm to Splackavellie
A Yoga Instructor
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:19 pm to YNWA
Spotted owl flew straight into the grill of my old ‘88 Silverado.
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