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re: Lady in office just broke wind in front of me. How do I respond?
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:26 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:26 pm to HailToTheChiz
Tell her that was your favorite flavor and where can you get a bottle.
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Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:29 pm to HailToTheChiz
Maybe she was just establishing dominance over you in the office. She’s the alpha now.
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:35 pm to cbree88
“THAT, ma’am, was YOU!”
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:06 pm to Ed Osteen
Didn’t even drop the cell phone.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:07 pm to HailToTheChiz
It's a mating call. Ask her out.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:08 pm to HailToTheChiz
I used to work with an older lady. She had the Tennessee walking farts. One day it wasn’t a fart.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:12 pm to HailToTheChiz
High five?
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:56 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:14 pm to Buck Magnum
quote:
I used to work with an older lady. She had the Tennessee walking farts. One day it wasn’t a fart.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:25 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:40 pm to HailToTheChiz
Just ask her the question.
"Did you hear what that a-hole said?"
"Did you hear what that a-hole said?"
Posted on 12/27/18 at 3:02 pm to TH03
quote:
shite on her desk.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 3:36 pm to HailToTheChiz
Speak, Oh Mighty Toothless One!
Posted on 12/27/18 at 3:38 pm to hombreman9
quote:
Man, there is some bad advice in this thread.
Pretty stinky for sure
Posted on 12/27/18 at 3:40 pm to dbuchanon
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Depends, is she hot?
absolutely not
Posted on 12/27/18 at 4:20 pm to HailToTheChiz
quote:
Lady
I should say not
Posted on 12/27/18 at 4:21 pm to HailToTheChiz
Put a TD sign at her desk and take photos
Posted on 12/27/18 at 4:22 pm to HailToTheChiz
You must react in this fashion:
For lunch have something as vile as a Hot Sausage Po Boy, or any one of a number of Burritos. Something that carries enough lingering ammunition that you cannot meditate it out of existence.
When the gas has built up in your stomach, casually walk by her desk and drop fart. Linger for a second to make sure it stays and doesn't follow you to the hot chick two cubicles away, and then leave. If you are unsure if you can be silent, don't worry. As you fire down range casually open a desk drawer or yawn, or holler down the aisle at another co worker.
Once you have completed this mission, immediately proceed to the Latrine to expend all rounds leaving no thought that it was you who planted and fired the Claymore Mine.
Good luck and good hunting.
For lunch have something as vile as a Hot Sausage Po Boy, or any one of a number of Burritos. Something that carries enough lingering ammunition that you cannot meditate it out of existence.
When the gas has built up in your stomach, casually walk by her desk and drop fart. Linger for a second to make sure it stays and doesn't follow you to the hot chick two cubicles away, and then leave. If you are unsure if you can be silent, don't worry. As you fire down range casually open a desk drawer or yawn, or holler down the aisle at another co worker.
Once you have completed this mission, immediately proceed to the Latrine to expend all rounds leaving no thought that it was you who planted and fired the Claymore Mine.
Good luck and good hunting.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 4:22 pm to HailToTheChiz
Oh come on, it’s been a gas
Posted on 12/27/18 at 4:27 pm to HailToTheChiz
She was calling out to the rest of the pack. You should have responded in solidarity.
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