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re: Lady in office just broke wind in front of me. How do I respond?
Posted on 12/27/18 at 9:57 am to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 12/27/18 at 9:57 am to HailToTheChiz
Ask her how the lobster was last night
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Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:08 am to HailToTheChiz
Depends, is she hot?
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:14 am to HailToTheChiz
politely hand her a butt plug
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:23 am to HailToTheChiz
Have a butt plug shipped to her desk from the fart police. Buy some visa gift cards and order using these so the purchase cannot be tracked back to you by HR.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:26 am to HailToTheChiz
Take a big whiff and then proceed to jerk off
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:31 am to HailToTheChiz
Shes clearly asserting her dominance. The gauntlet has been dropoed. The line has been drawn. The challenge has been issued. Only thing you can do is shite on her desk... Clearly nothing else can redeem you except you dropping a massive deuce, while she is sitting there eating her lunch, while watching you drop the aforementioned deuce. Man card check has been issued.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:32 am to HailToTheChiz
You’re working on the 27th of December? Trashy
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:38 am to Whodat28
If she does it again pull your pants down and start vigorously jerking it. And in a soft whisper say, “yeah, talk dirty to me.”
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:39 am to Bustedsack
Man, there is some bad advice in this thread.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:42 am to HailToTheChiz
The only appropriate response is to make eye contact and let one go yourself that’s louder and smellier than hers
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:42 am to HailToTheChiz
Hate to tell you but the fact this “lady” broke large in front of you is definitive proof “she” is really a tranny. Because, as everyone knows, women don’t fart. It’s a scientific fact.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 10:43 am to madamsquirrel
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Contact HR
Tell them you feel violated
She was marking her territory, and is planning to take over yours. Enjoy unemployment.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:11 am to HailToTheChiz
Tell her to close her fat bunghole. Then shite in your hand and throw it at her.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:11 am to HailToTheChiz
Crop dust her cube
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 11:12 am
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:40 am to 14&Counting
WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IS TALKING shite!?!?!?!
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:43 am to 14&Counting
Walk by her cube pretending to be talking on your cell phone and say "yes I have tried everything but I can't seem to gain any weight .. there is this lady at work who I can ask for pointers but that's an obvious faux pas" then laugh out loud and walk away. That should send her in PMS mode instantly.
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 11:44 am
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:15 pm to dbuchanon
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Depends, is she hot?
A question that needs to be answered. Obviously she's into butt stuff, cause her hole is too loose to hold a fart in at work.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:17 pm to dbuchanon
quote:
Depends, is she hot?
I'll hold out on an opinion until this question is answered.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:17 pm to HailToTheChiz
frick her husband.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:22 pm to HailToTheChiz
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She acted as if nothing happened.
Just say "That's so hot."
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