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Lady Gaga forgot her damn heritage.

Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:11 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51414 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:11 pm
This is what happens when you go Hollywood freaky and forget where you came from.

Dear Stefani,

You're not supposed to offer a $500,000 reward no questions asked.

You're supposed to put out a $500,000 contract on the cocksucker who stole your dogs.

You're friggin' Italian. This is not hard.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119195 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:11 pm to
K. Keep us posted.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21848 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:16 pm to
Gabagool
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:25 pm to
Sir, we don’t have that.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:27 pm to
What a Hooah.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4894 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

This is what happens when you go Hollywood freaky and forget where you came from.



Well, she was born this way.



Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51414 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:34 pm to
What the shampoo are you talking about?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:40 pm to
I don't think all Italians were in the mafia.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51414 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:40 pm to
There is no such thing as the Mafia or La Cosa Nostra
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4894 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

I don't think all Italians were in the mafia.


Don't tell Italian-Americans that...
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

You're supposed to put out a $500,000 contract on the cocksucker who stole your dogs.


What do you think “no questions asked” meant? I took it to mean a subtle request for enterprising hitmen to go find her dogs.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

I don't think all Italians were in the mafia.



Don Lasagna would have been a funny mascot for a frozen lasagna chain
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:45 pm to
For all we know her boyfriend nodded off and fell asleep on the dog. It probably tried to crawl under him for warmth.
This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 7:46 pm
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36065 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

You're not supposed to offer a $500,000 reward no questions asked.

You're supposed to put out a $500,000 contract on the cocksucker who stole your dogs.

You're friggin' Italian. This is not hard.

Posted by Ice Cold
Over Macho Grande
Member since Jun 2004
18741 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:57 pm to
K. I’ll let her know.
Posted by Shaken not Stirred
Member since Jun 2020
576 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 8:10 pm to
She should just let her boyfriend take care of it....downrange
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 8:12 pm to
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For all we know her boyfriend nodded off and fell asleep on the dog. It probably tried to crawl under him for warmth.


And had the dog Walker shot on a neighbors ring camera to cover it up?
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