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re: ladies, if your man faked orgasms

Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:30 pm to
Sometimes you just can't do it breh
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68568 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 12:26 am to
I don't fake them, i just give up. They get insecure, but whatever. Sometimes i just want to sleep.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5832 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 1:02 am to
Dude..you got the gay bad....real men spray it on their face.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61902 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 1:03 am to
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Spit on her back. Sometimes I just want to sleep.


POTN
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10848 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 1:03 am to
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I've done it. At times you know you just aren't going to cum and don't want to make her feel bad.


Did it once and got away with it. Felt so bad later I cant do it again. I blame stress, meds and other stuff as needed. In my 20's and 30's it wasn't a question of "if" just when. Now it takes more.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 3:20 am to
Can't tell if the responses in here are serious.

Weird thread
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71032 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 6:45 am to
quote:

How in the frick does a dude fake an orgasm?


Frank Drebin faked every one.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8814 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:29 am to
I may be the only dude here who's never pulled out and sprayed a girl. So many threads alluding to this.

Where do you guys find these girls? Every girl I've dated would have gone ape shite if I'd gone all skeet skeet.

I guess younger generations are desensitized due to heavy porn consumption
This post was edited on 4/26/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26531 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:37 am to
quote:

How in the frick does a dude fake an orgasm?


Spit on her back....
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Minnesota
Member since Jan 2005
45568 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:39 am to
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I may be the only dude here who's never pulled out and sprayed a girl. So many threads alluding to this. 



Not even on her stomach?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:43 am to
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Too fake cumming, act like you sprayed in the towel and not in/on her. Otherwise she will know you faked, faked, faked, fa, faked.

Amateurs. Smh

You act like you're blowing a load and immediately go down on her after to be all 'chivalrous'and clean up your mess. Win win situation

I don't pull out.
This post was edited on 4/26/15 at 8:44 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:45 am to
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How in the frick does a dude fake an orgasm?


You get tired, you can't get there. You 'act' like it happened. Easier if wrapped up for sure, if you raw then you got to just act like it was a light load.
Posted by gooch11
Member since Jan 2015
108 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:48 am to
quote:

you got to just act like it was a light load.


But what if you're known for Peter North-esque spray shows?
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25891 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 8:48 am to
I see once again it's a bunch of bros in a thread talking about cumming and no ladies in sight for miles.
Posted by chilge1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
12137 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 10:04 am to
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Most times I have faked them it is after I have already cum once or twice
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16572 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 10:26 am to
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Not even on her stomach?


Yea I don't believe that guy. Missionary pull out = finishing on her midsection
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 11:36 am to
I've done it once, with a condom on. I just didn't wanna admit I had popped some xanax earlier
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 11:48 am to
quote:

In my 20's and 30's it wasn't a question of "if" just when. Now it takes more.



I have never been more afraid of getting old.
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3137 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

men can and do fake them. especially after whiskey dick


Sometimes it's just time to go to sleep.
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
6663 posts
Posted on 4/26/15 at 3:03 pm to
Easy to do if you're wearing a condom.
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