re: Kids today playing neighborhood football

It had flooded one day and we all decided it would be a good idea to go out to the horse pasture to play football in about 10 inches of water. What we didn’t realize is we were tackling each other in water mixed with horse shite

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Any targeting?

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Some dude named Devin but it was a bullshite call.

My neighborhood football games when I was growing up often turned into a game that may be better known as smear the queer. sorry for those offended

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What is this?

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Tackle the man with the football

Wut?

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smear the queer

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What is this?

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You queer or something?

Any of you ever look at the field you used to play on and laugh at how small it was?

The empty lot we played on as 6 through 10 year-olds was about 90 by 70. It seemed huge to me as a 6 year old. Amazingly, it is still an empty lot over 45 years later - one of the only ones in the neighborhood.

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Who calls penalties on neighborhood football?

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We would all the time, but we didn't say anything. Just gouged eyes, kicked nuts, and dislocated collar bones to settle up.

Why are your paying that much close attention to some kids playing back yard football? Go drink a beer.

Grew up in Houston playing kill the man with the ball and holy shite we would cream each other. Once I started playing organized football in third grade, it was a breeze.