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re: Kelly Clarkson needs to diet

Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:20 pm to
Having a threesome with the fat versions of Kelly Clarkson and Jessica Simpson I would imagine would be heavenly as frick.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I believe it's called pregnancy...


That’s just an excuse women use to be fat and lazy. Don’t believe me? Just look at how they treat other women who bounce back quickly and look great.
This post was edited on 12/17/17 at 5:31 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83170 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

just an excuse


Yep. The majority of women in this country have kids. That has nothing to do with it.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14798 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:35 pm to
I need to diet, too. Difference between KC and me is that I am such a nobody you have never even seen me on TV. She seems good with it.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:37 pm to
Every Kelly I've ever known is a fat girl.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:24 pm to
Pretty much my nightmare scenario is to marry 3+4 but have her quickly become 1+2. It’s always best to err on the skinny side.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:28 pm to
How could she put on 100lbs and still not have any breasts?
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61061 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:28 pm to
Damn
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15415 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:30 pm to
Post a pic of yourself Adonis
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48188 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:36 pm to
She is the spitting image of carnie Wilson now
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36637 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:38 pm to
She's worth how much?



Saddle up...we going for a ride babe.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14169 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

I'd wreck that...but I'm also black

I'm a 40 year old white dude and I would take that big bitch to pound town
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14501 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:40 pm to
Whole lotta loving there.
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18410 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:42 pm to
Atleast she doesn’t have to be worried about being sexually harassed anymore..no one would believe her anyway
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 6:58 pm to
She's eaten a small Asian family. Holy hell she's fat.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3085 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

I believe it's called pregnancy...


My wife weighed less after than before.

But yeah, some women use it as an excuse to totally let go a pig out.
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 8:34 pm to
At least she beat bulimia
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:45 pm to
You could always tell she was a future mammoth.
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