re: Kelly Clarkson needs to diet

That’s a big bitch

Is that a cookie tin in her hand?

Rich AF and, by all accounts, not a raving bitch

I will allow it

I think you knew that going in, tho.

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I'd wreck that...but I'm also black.

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Don't apologize, brother - it takes all kinds in this big ole crazy world.

Just watch it - you're dancing close to the stereotype.

I still would hit it. She has gotten much larger over the last few years

The wider the tire, the smoother the ride

Look at her face. She’s always had PTE.

Showed my wife the fat face pic.

Wife: “You know, she had two kids.”

Me: “For breakfast?”