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Kelce/Swift baby would result in economic boom
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:22 pm
according to this guy
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if taylor swift and travis kelce have a baby, it will usher in a new american baby boom as millions of 25-35yo women follow suit. not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families. a new golden era for america
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:23 pm to RidiculousHype
This actually would not surprise me
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to RidiculousHype
Will it result in a boom of legal and committed marriages too?
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to RidiculousHype
We are doomed as a society...
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to RidiculousHype
Exactly the type of mindless sheep who shouldn’t reproduce.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to RidiculousHype
would be nice if they had jason kelce give taylor the tush push.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:25 pm to Chad504boy
that's gonna be a tall kid
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:25 pm to RidiculousHype
Not even a joke at this point. Just a factual statement
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:26 pm to RidiculousHype
And there would be a bunch of retard kids running around named Travis, like I was reliving the 80s.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:26 pm to RidiculousHype
Too bad it would have 12 fingers and toes from so many pfizer boosters
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:27 pm to RidiculousHype
I can’t imagine the downstream trouble that would cause society. Every girl that likes Taylor swift is a consumerist tik tok brained Disney adult. Honestly most of them would need to go on ozempic to get pregnant in the first place
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:27 pm to Tiger Ike
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We are doomed as a society...
I used to think a statement like this was just hyperbole but nowadays I'm not so sure. We may well be
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:28 pm to RidiculousHype
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not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families
And then the inevitable divorces as a bunch of delusional swifties follow Taylor through another breakup.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:29 pm to billjamin
Taylor swift is a trans so he can’t technically have kids but that never stopped Michelle Obama
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:31 pm to billjamin
A Swiftie single baby mama boom will be a disaster for the human race.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:32 pm to patnuh
Travis would be the new Brayden of travel ball.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:33 pm to Big Jim Slade
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Exactly the type of mindless sheep who shouldn’t reproduce.
I disagree. We need more of that demographic reproducing, IMO.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:33 pm to RidiculousHype
I will never understand the obsession with them individually and as a couple.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:36 pm to RidiculousHype
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25-35yo women follow suit
they already are.
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