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Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:14 pm
YouTube recommended this 11 year old video to me. Apparently YT knows me all too well.

Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women (6:45)

Guaranteed to have "women dropping vagina panties all over the place."

I took notes so y'all wouldn't have to.
Mystic = Mature chick over 30
Snapple = Suburban chick
VitaminWater = In shape gym chick
Smirnoff Ice = for first time women who want to get their drink on but don't know you well enough, but still want to get their buzz on.
Cherry Coke, Hawaiian Punch, Sierra Mist and Diet Pepsi = The hood chicks.
Arizona Ice Tea = Classy boujee hood chick who's too good for the Cherry Coke.
Lipton Green Tea = Holistic chick, vegetarian, earthy type Erykah Badu chicks.
Kool Aid = hood chicks
Bottled Water = In shape chicks.
Perrier (mineral water) = Sadity, arrogant black chicks.

Also in the video he offers more advice on snacks, condiments and what to do when the chicks bring their kids over when you tryin' to hit dat arse.






I dedicate this thread to arseinclass.
This post was edited on 7/30/19 at 6:08 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:15 pm to
By stocked, you mean







Then yes.
This post was edited on 7/30/19 at 5:17 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105159 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:16 pm to
Looks like Bill Jefferson’s freezer.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Classy boozy
Did he/she say boozy or bougie?
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:19 pm to
On his refrigerator:

Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

Did he/she say boozy or bougie?


You are correct. He said bougie. But I corrected it with stylized version... boujee.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40311 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Looks like Bill Jefferson’s freezer.


"Cold Cash Bill"
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:28 pm to
Just don't keep a dead baby in the freezer
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:29 pm to
What man would let any of those women in his house to see what is in the fridge?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105159 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:30 pm to
Flavor Flav perhaps?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66486 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:32 pm to
Didnt Nagin have his money stashed in the freezer?
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:38 pm to
Mr Chi City was an OG Youtuber from back in the day. Damn shame he stopped making videos.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:39 pm to
I want none of the chicks he describes.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:45 pm to
No Faygo for the Juggalettes?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103829 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:46 pm to
How would they know if it’s stocked unless I already picked them up? Otherwise they wouldn’t be in my house
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51408 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Saddity

Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

quote:
Saddity


I guess I misspelled it. I never heard of the word before. Apparently it's a word used mainly in the black community.

saditty. Adjective. (US, slang, chiefly African American) Acting snobbish, arrogant, or superior; uppity; perceived to be trying to associate with a higher social class.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Juggalettes


Call me nasty, but I would so throat frick the bottom left girl until her black makeup looked like a swirling abyss.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 6:14 pm to
Nice. I didn't listen, but I figured after reading the OP, that's what it was.
This post was edited on 7/30/19 at 6:19 pm
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