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re: Just had a vasectomy

Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8807 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:51 pm to
I went through consults and everything, then stumbled upon an Internet forum for “post vasectomy pain syndrome” that scared the shite out of me. I’ll just deal with it - I’m too chicken shite to get one.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30162 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

Female nurse rubbed my nuts for a bit before.


Elaboration is needed.

I feel like a nurse just coming in and rubbing your balls for the hell of it serves no legitimate medical purpose
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 5:32 pm
Posted by ragincajun77
Member since Jul 2019
911 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:47 pm to
What kind of pain pills did you get?
Posted by GB1017LSU
Member since Nov 2015
946 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

March madness is the highest concentration of snips vs the entire rest of the year.


Yep - that’s when I did mine.
On a Friday, which made a great excuse to lay around all weekend and watch the tournament.

The procedure itself wasn’t bad- the shot was honestly the worst part.
Just iced the boys all weekend and took it easy.
Back to work on Monday.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22141 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:08 pm to
Did they remove your courage, and your confidence, and your social skills, and your sense of humor, and your need for any personal hygiene and replace it with a violent fear of sneezing?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31628 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:10 pm to
TAKE IT EASY. I didn’t and was bad off for several days.
Posted by Seaux_cal_tiger
Member since Sep 2016
394 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:11 pm to
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Links to dementia scared me off.


I didn't see anything about that and Doc did not note that either. Hopefully that is some rare side effect
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:35 pm to
I've had two. Had the second after my 3rd baby was born.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20475 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:38 pm to
Eww gross
Posted by sukisuki007
Member since Dec 2012
113 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:46 pm to
They asked me if I wanted to be awake or asleep for the procedure, I’ll be asleep for 200 Alex. I woke up and it was over. My doc recommended two pair of tighty whitey so you could stick the bag of peas on your junk in between the pairs. Laid the weekend and back at work Mon. Had it on a Friday.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63192 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 12:18 am to
If you get a vasectomy, you can’t goto Heaven, though.
Posted by Romney Wordsworth
The Obsolete Fan
Member since Apr 2018
108 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 12:46 am to
Rookie move. Everyone knows, you do this during March Madness.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 12:56 am to
quote:

Female nurse rubbed my nuts for a bit before.


Go on....
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:11 am to
Most guys I have known that got snipped were on Viagra within 5 years and dead within 10. Love it up
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:15 am to
quote:

they have to dig around to find and retrieve the tubing



Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
11987 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:41 am to
Congrats on being cucked by your wife!
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