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re: Just had a vasectomy
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:13 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:13 pm to soccerfüt
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A sentence I am glad I'll never have to say.
Hell, I'm glad she's not a nurse at an anywhere clinic.
Well, she worked for a female urologist that only had female patients. This was just at their practice.
She was then a nurse at a fancy plastic surgery clinic and did rich people titties and face lift surgeries. And that job had some "perks".
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:15 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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Get some ice on them cajones and no matter how good you feel take it easy till Monday.
This.
Didn't feel a thing with mine. But, I could hear the sizzle and see smoke.
Most awkward thing was my wife and the not unattractive nurse having a conversation as I lay there with my junk exposed for surgical prep.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:15 pm to bnb9433
I was wondering about that. Must or a nice to have?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:16 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
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Slight amount of pain, maybe a 5 on scale of 1 -10.
All and all not too bad so far, however I am only 10 minutes out of the procedure.
If you don't have much pain right after procedure then you are good to go with normal activity pretty much immediately.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:16 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Lived in Pasadena for several years, Now we live on Northwest Arkansas.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:17 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
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Female nurse rubbed my nuts for a bit
pics or video?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:20 pm to Cdawg
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pics or video?
Of the nurse or his nuts?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:21 pm to LuckyTiger
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Did it hurt when they injected your ball sack with the local anesthetic
Not really... about the same as any other shot. They did have to stop and inject some more twice though.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:22 pm to Cosmo
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Way cheaper at Bangkok Spa
Been hearing that for years.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:23 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Getting fixed is for cats and dogs.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:24 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
quote:
I was wondering about that. Must or a nice to have?
relieves the soreness
30-45 min
5-6 times a day
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:27 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Y'all wanna hear a crazy vasectomy story from my wife's nursing days at the urology clinic? This was told to me by the doctor at their Christmas party.
Let's call him Dr. Smith.
A guy, with 4 teenage children, came in to get a vasectomy. Dr. Smith and nurse were both in the room. They perform the incision to go in there and actually do the vasectomy.
After a couple minutes, Dr. Smith seals the guy back up and walks out the room. He consults with other doctors in the practice before walking back into the patient room.
He tells the patient that he cannot perform the vasectomy because the patient does not have a Vas Deferens. This, of course, means the patient is incapable of fathering children.
His 4 children were not his.
Dr. Smith sees the guy turn ghost white and lets him have the room. They did not charge him for anything and he walked out the practice in an almost catatonic state and they never saw him again at that practice.
Later, through social circles, they found out he stayed with the woman until the kids all left for college and divorced her and they never told the kids.
Let's call him Dr. Smith.
A guy, with 4 teenage children, came in to get a vasectomy. Dr. Smith and nurse were both in the room. They perform the incision to go in there and actually do the vasectomy.
After a couple minutes, Dr. Smith seals the guy back up and walks out the room. He consults with other doctors in the practice before walking back into the patient room.
He tells the patient that he cannot perform the vasectomy because the patient does not have a Vas Deferens. This, of course, means the patient is incapable of fathering children.
His 4 children were not his.
Dr. Smith sees the guy turn ghost white and lets him have the room. They did not charge him for anything and he walked out the practice in an almost catatonic state and they never saw him again at that practice.
Later, through social circles, they found out he stayed with the woman until the kids all left for college and divorced her and they never told the kids.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:28 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
quote:Does she assist in post-op recovery?
Female nurse rubbed my nuts for a bit before.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:28 pm to LuckyTiger
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Did it hurt when they injected your ball sack with the local anesthetic?
It didnt really hurt when I did mine (pain level 2 or 3) but there were lots of unnatural sensations the entire time. Weird things going on that I hope to never feel again, but none of it was really painful. I just remembering grimacing a few times and kind of get a weird feeling again just thinking about it. Well worth it though and I would do it again if needed (tested sterile three times thankfully).
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:29 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Do you have to ice your boys?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:30 pm to LuckyTiger
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Of the nurse or his nuts?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:31 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Why - you can't get your boyfriend's butt pregnant
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:35 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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Get some ice on them cajones and no matter how good you feel take it easy till Monday.
Get a bag of frozen peas. Better than any ice pack
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:38 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
How many loads do you have to drop before you are good to bust guts?
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:42 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Enjoy your new life as a eunuch.
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