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re: Just had a vasectomy
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:44 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:44 pm to LuckyTiger
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Did it hurt when they injected your ball sack with the local anesthetic?
Nah, it’s just a little prick, which most of us are extremely familiar with
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:45 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
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Female nurse rubbed my nuts for a bit before.
Pics! Of the nurse, just in case you decide to be a smartass. We don't want to see your nuts.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:48 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Whats your wife going to say when she gets pregnant again?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:53 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:ISWYDT
And that job had some "perks".
Pics of the After?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:55 pm to soccerfüt
I've got mine scheduled for next Thursday, same reason.. do it while the deductible has been met.
What kind of painkillers did they give you? I plan to spend four days with my nuts on ice (peas) and pretty much coast through the weekend, back at work on Monday.
What kind of painkillers did they give you? I plan to spend four days with my nuts on ice (peas) and pretty much coast through the weekend, back at work on Monday.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:56 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
How much one of those cost?
gonna look into it to have a nurse rub my balls.
gonna look into it to have a nurse rub my balls.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:58 pm to KirkLazarus
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Whats your wife going to say when she gets pregnant again?
I used to work with a guy who'd had a vasectomy and shortly afterward his wife became pregnant. He made a HUGE scene about her cheating, said he was going to take her to the cleaners in the divorce, get full custody of the other kids ...all that.
Turned out he didn't wait the proper amount of time after the procedure and was stupid enough to assume he was shooting blanks. It was even funnier because everyone in his family (aside from him) are medical professionals so you'd think he would've known better but he's an arrogant anal sphincter.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:59 pm to SM6
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What kind of painkillers did they give you?
They gave me a single valium for before and a few vicoden for after
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:19 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
frozen peas
frozen peas
frozen peas
do not let your junk go without frozen peas for the next 48 hours.
frozen peas
frozen peas
do not let your junk go without frozen peas for the next 48 hours.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:21 pm to SM6
quote:I tried to get mine scheduled before the end of the year but the wife isnt ready to be totally done yet. I told her the difference between 2 and 3 kids is summer vacations in Europe vs Gulf Shores.
I've got mine scheduled for next Thursday, same reason.. do it while the deductible has been met.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:37 pm to SM6
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They gave me a single valium for before and a few vicoden for after
This exactly. I'll also likely drink a a few beers and float away for awhile.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:38 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
Congrats on rubbing out a few out to get the rest of the boys out...
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:41 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
So you mean I don't have to go in at 6am, be put under, and finally find a ride home at noon? All to just lay around the house moaning all day hoping J'ody still doesn't make his rounds.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:44 pm to saderade
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I told her the difference between 2 and 3 kids is summer vacations in Europe vs Gulf Shores.
How right you are. We are stopping at two. My kids are great, and I'm sure a third would be a wonderful addition to our family, but it is a quality of life issue for us. Three means new car, new house, all that stuff.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:46 pm to CypressTrout10
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Shoulda waited until bowl season
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:51 pm to Quintona
I work with a guy who never went back in to verify the procedure worked. Ended up with a fourth child. He said it had been close to 4 months since the procedure and he was really concerned about the health of the baby when they found it she was pregnant. Kid turned out out fine but it was definitely a shocker.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:53 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
quote:
Just had a vasectomy
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:00 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
The needle in the banus hurt me a bit and the smell of the cauterized flesh are two of the worse memories. Use the ice bag and do what they say to heal properly. 
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:04 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger
I need one and can hardly read this thread without getting that kicked in the nuts feeling in my stomach.
The best doctor stories always come from Urologist.
The best doctor stories always come from Urologist.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:14 pm to pjab
Best money I ever spent. Highly recommend it for any man who knows he doesn't want any more kids. For me the shot in the groin area was a heavy pinch, and there was some soreness afterwards, but sitting in my recliner all weekend with a cold compress (frozen peas works very well) then back to work on Monday -- it was relatively simple. Far easier procedure and recovery than tubal ligation or hysterectomy for a woman. Also - everything looks and feels exactly the same when you are back in business. The only difference is seen under a microscope, because there are no longer any swimmers present.
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