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Just crapped my pants.

Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:52 pm
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6694 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:52 pm
Not my proudest moment. Drank way too much last night, ate Mexican and now I immediately regret every decision I’ve ever made. Thanks for listening.
Posted by Priapism99
Rhode Island
Member since Nov 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:53 pm to
First step is admitting that you have a problem.
Well done
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39225 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:53 pm to
Never trust a fart
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62122 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:53 pm to
That’s what you get for listening to all that rap music.

*shakes fist
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1177 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:54 pm to
Everybody has done it at least once. They are lying if they say otherwise
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:54 pm to
How’s the consistency and texture?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:54 pm to
I've done that 3-4 times as an adult. Always a humbling experience. At least it's the weekend
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6694 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:55 pm to
Wet, warm, sticky. No fun.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Not my proudest moment.

Posting it on the OT says otherwise.

Congrats scat lover.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:56 pm to
Eh, it happens when you get older. Keep a spare set of drawers in your vehicle, clench your butt muscles when you sneeze and cough, and don’t trust a fart.


Welcome to adulthood
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85505 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:57 pm to
Any witnesses?

I’m sure your father is proud
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38761 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:57 pm to
Once did that while driving when I was like 16....

If you ever went to like an Office Max or something and sat in the computer chairs and played with the hydraulics.... that's what it felt like as it propelled me upwards from the force of the shite....

it hit me and I couldnt pull over....

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:57 pm to
George Brett shits his pants about twice a year.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

How’s the consistency and texture?


You don’t accidentally pop out a big, hard turd.

Always runny
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24334 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:58 pm to
It takes a big man to admit that. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6694 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Any witnesses?


I was sitting next to my best friend of 10 years when it happened. I was in the passenger seat of his truck.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2822 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:59 pm to
We’re you sitting down when it happened? If so, did your poop give shift your body upwards a couple of inches?
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31624 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:59 pm to
OT is delivering today.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:59 pm to
The Torch had a pretty funny shitting his pants story. Hopefully hell see this thread
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