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re: Just crapped my pants.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:00 pm to whitetiger1234
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:00 pm to whitetiger1234
You are a liar if you state you never shite your pants! 
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:02 pm to whitetiger1234
I know the feeling:
When was the last time you crapped your pants ? Mine was about 30 minutes ago.Posted on 4/11/19 at 8:17 am
12313
Drove Jr Torch to school and had an awful pain in my belly.
Pulled up at the house, got out of the truck and the volcano erupted, shat my shorts full. I pinched both legs with my hands and ran to the shower
Feeling Defeated
When was the last time you crapped your pants ? Mine was about 30 minutes ago.Posted on 4/11/19 at 8:17 am
12313
Drove Jr Torch to school and had an awful pain in my belly.
Pulled up at the house, got out of the truck and the volcano erupted, shat my shorts full. I pinched both legs with my hands and ran to the shower
Feeling Defeated
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:03 pm to whitetiger1234
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:03 pm to L1C4
I don’t think you want pics...
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:06 pm to The Torch
Torch - see bottom post on page 1. You told some story about your wife having to come pick you up from work because you shite yourself. I remember laughing about it.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:10 pm to whitetiger1234
It happens.
Strip down outside and use the water hose. Sometimes the pants are salvageable.
Strip down outside and use the water hose. Sometimes the pants are salvageable.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:14 pm to whitetiger1234
quote:
Drank way too much last night, ate Mexican
Been there before except add a night of blowing coke to that.
Bad mix
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:15 pm to whitetiger1234
I've lived in Africa off and on for about 10 years. I expected to shite my pants a few times a year.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:15 pm to whitetiger1234
Shitty thread
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:26 pm to whitetiger1234
Pics or it didn’t happen
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:27 pm to whitetiger1234
At least you're at home
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:34 pm to magildachunks
I’ve had a few over the years. The worst one was a couple of years ago. Had a small amount slip out. I was at work. Thankfully it was around lunch time and the floor wasn’t packed. Grabbed some underwear from my gym bag. Made my way to the bathroom and got cleaned up. Sit down to finish the job and have an uncontrollable cough and end up spitting phlegm into my clean pair I just put on. I just went home after that.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:36 pm to whitetiger1234
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whitetiger1234
browntiger1234
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:36 pm to whitetiger1234
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:41 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Billy Madison would be proud
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:48 pm to whitetiger1234
We have restored old homes for years, usually do the dirty stuff 1st then move in and finish the rest while living there. On one occasion I had just got over a stomach bug and had gone to the house after work to work on some drywall. It was winter so it got dark early and I remember finishing up and was putting everything up when I suddenly felt a fart coming on. I was near the back door (thank God) and I stood there and bent down at an angle to release the Kraken, when all of a sudden I squirted some damn shite into my underwear. I was thoroughly disgusted and panicked when I realized I had NOTHING to change into. I immediately stripped down and used some paper towels and shop rags to clean myself up...thankfully it hadn't penetrated past the underwear (which I threw away) and put my pants back on. I will never forget the humiliation I felt that night and will never trust another fart again...still get nervous sometimes when I'm away from home and have to fart.
This post was edited on 7/6/19 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:48 pm to loogaroo
quote:
Strip down outside and use the water hose. Sometimes the pants are salvageable.
I’d just go jump in my neighbors pool.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:51 pm to TU Rob
quote:
I’ve had a few over the years. The worst one was a couple of years ago. Had a small amount slip out. I was at work. Thankfully it was around lunch time and the floor wasn’t packed. Grabbed some underwear from my gym bag. Made my way to the bathroom and got cleaned up. Sit down to finish the job and have an uncontrollable cough and end up spitting phlegm into my clean pair I just put on. I just went home after that.
I don't have many life rules that I follow religiously, but one is: if I shite my pants, I call it a day and go home.
Apparently that's not enough for you. Nope. Snot takes precedence over shite to you.
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:53 pm to whitetiger1234
Welcome to the Jamaal Adams fan club!
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:55 pm to whitetiger1234
It happens to the best of us.
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