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re: Jury duty: how to get a mother of 6 month old excused? (Orleans Parish)
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:27 pm to handawanda
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:27 pm to handawanda
I was in jury duty back in the spring, and the judge let a woman out so she wouldn't miss a girls luncheon for her daughter graduating high school. I think your wife is going to be ok with the 6 month old kid excuse
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:29 pm to handawanda
Tell them the baby is the one they summons.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:30 pm to handawanda
Subtle brag that your wife stays at home.
Here's how you get out. Tell your wife to shite her pants when she gets to the court house, but after she goes through security. Tell her to take the stairs, since the elevator will likely be broken. Make sure she drops some stool samples in the stairwell. When she gets to the jury pool, tell her to walk to the welcome desk and tell the nice lady that she just had a kid and had to take the stairs. The stress from the climb caused her bowels to be released uncontrollably. They'll send her home and likely shut down the building due to it being contaminated with shite.
Here's how you get out. Tell your wife to shite her pants when she gets to the court house, but after she goes through security. Tell her to take the stairs, since the elevator will likely be broken. Make sure she drops some stool samples in the stairwell. When she gets to the jury pool, tell her to walk to the welcome desk and tell the nice lady that she just had a kid and had to take the stairs. The stress from the climb caused her bowels to be released uncontrollably. They'll send her home and likely shut down the building due to it being contaminated with shite.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:30 pm to handawanda
Mommy is the hardest job in the world. Women shouldn’t have to do things like jury duty and voting
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:31 pm to handawanda
Have her ask if the defendant is white or black
Dismissed
Dismissed
Posted on 12/7/18 at 4:03 pm to handawanda
Have her bring the kid to the court room with her. If they say anything, she can tell them she requested an excusal due to her situation as stay at home mom and the request was denied. Tell them the $25/day they give you for reporting to jury duty doesn’t even come close to covering cost of a babysitter, so they can either deal with a baby in the courtroom and jury pool area or they can excuse her as she originally requested
Posted on 12/7/18 at 4:59 pm to handawanda
Easiest answer is to just not go. The courts aren’t going to waste resources coming to find her. If they do, just tell them she never got a jury summons.
Or if she feels compelled to go, usually a jury is seated based on their summons number. Shortly thereafter, the judge usually makes an announcement asking people to come forward if they have any issues/ conflicts serving on a jury. In Georgia, elderly people, felons, nursing mothers, and some people’s religions are automatic excuses to be dismissed.
Or if she feels compelled to go, usually a jury is seated based on their summons number. Shortly thereafter, the judge usually makes an announcement asking people to come forward if they have any issues/ conflicts serving on a jury. In Georgia, elderly people, felons, nursing mothers, and some people’s religions are automatic excuses to be dismissed.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 5:43 pm to handawanda
When I had jury duty at least a third of he names called were no shows.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 5:50 pm to handawanda
Primary care givers generally are excused. At least up here.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 5:51 pm to handawanda
Every time I write a letter saying I’m unable to go because of young kids. I don’t ask.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 5:55 pm to handawanda
Just don't go. There is literally no consequence. Source: me no showing multiple times.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 5:56 pm to CorkSoaker
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Every time I write a letter saying I’m unable to go because of young kids. I don’t ask.
You don’t even go in?
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:17 pm to CorkSoaker
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Every time I write a letter saying I’m unable to go because of young kids. I don’t ask.
I do the same. I just have to click something on our website in Harris County
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:20 pm to handawanda
Tell her to flop her tit out and start breastfeeding in the middle of the trial.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:23 pm to L1C4
Bring the kid and a shock collar. Timing is crucial.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:31 pm to handawanda
My wife brought the baby at 4 months. They gave her a room to breastfeed and everything. She got released after about 6 hours.
What makes you think it’s a 2 week commitment? She probably won’t even have to go.
What makes you think it’s a 2 week commitment? She probably won’t even have to go.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:36 pm to handawanda
pics of wife necessary for optimum advice.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:38 pm to handawanda
"I believe in jury nullification."
Posted on 12/7/18 at 7:42 pm to handawanda
Just have her go in there yelling like Clayton Bigsby.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 8:12 pm to handawanda
Answers that your wife will be able to give.
CRIMINAL:
"People don't go to trial/get arrested unless they are guilty or they did something."
She should stick to this and also state that "if he/she's not guilty, then why did they get arrested?"
Reason:
"My uncle/dad/cousin is a police officer and I hear stories all the time about how guilty people claim that they are innocent."
"I'm going to believe the police officer over anybody else."
CIVIL:
"The Bible says that you aren't supposed to sue people to get money."
"I think it is a sin not to forgive someone, even if they caused an injury."
"I could never believe someone who would sue someone else."
Stick to this line of responses and she won't have to be there more than a day.
CRIMINAL:
"People don't go to trial/get arrested unless they are guilty or they did something."
She should stick to this and also state that "if he/she's not guilty, then why did they get arrested?"
Reason:
"My uncle/dad/cousin is a police officer and I hear stories all the time about how guilty people claim that they are innocent."
"I'm going to believe the police officer over anybody else."
CIVIL:
"The Bible says that you aren't supposed to sue people to get money."
"I think it is a sin not to forgive someone, even if they caused an injury."
"I could never believe someone who would sue someone else."
Stick to this line of responses and she won't have to be there more than a day.
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