re: Jumping to conclusions

Be happy your wife is willing to touch your tool after 44 years of marriage.

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Do I tell her or be an a-hole and go on about my business.

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You take this to the grave my friend

Married 44 years and come to Tigerdroppings for advice!

Once, I accused the cashier at the gas station of stealing my wallet—I thought I had set it down to pay and forgotten it there. I warned him I'd fight him if he didn't return it. But when I went back to the car, I found my wallet inside, so I just drove off.

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You go plant the vice grips amongst her shite, where she will find them. Then when she does, you see how she reacts.

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That's probably what she did to see if he'd own up.

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Do I tell her

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yes

Go up to her and say, “look how much of an idiot i am, my vise grips were in my pockets.”

If she laughs only - you’re going to get lucky, if she rolls her eyes, she’s filling out divorce paperwork

If she laughs and says ‘I could’ve told you that you are an idiot’ - til death do you part - congrats!

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vice grips



Does not exist.

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sure there is

98% of the conclusions I jump to are wrong

Accuse her of planting them. That should fix it.

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I accused my wife of taking my vice grips and not putting them back

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