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re: Johnny Depp says he divorced Amber Heard after she defecated in their bed

Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90629 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:00 pm to
:thatsmyfetish:
Posted by 2Yutes
BR
Member since Oct 2018
2183 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:08 pm to
In that pic, those roses needed to be photoshopped to include the subject matter. Lol
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

'pushed his wife into a ping pong table, tore off her night gown, and choked her against refrigerator while filming Pirates of The Caribbean'


This must have been left on the editing room floor because I definitely don't remember it being in the movie.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

after she defecated in their bed


That was just the last straw.


That freako prob wanted it on his chest.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:49 pm to
So a wife can't shite in the marital bed as a prank without it being blown out of proportion?? This is the America the Democrats are building!
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
486 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:49 pm to
I'm guessing they were running a Cleveland Steamer that got out of hand.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24526 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:06 pm to
Something similar happened my sophomore year. Long story short this guy took a girl home and that morning he showered while she just hung out. She got the explosive shits from drinking the night before but didn’t want to bust in his bathroom. So she opens up the window of his apartment and tries to shite. She was in such a hurry that she didn’t notice the thin window screen and 90% of the blast stayed inside the room
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32495 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38525 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Something similar happened my sophomore year. Long story short this guy took a girl home and that morning he showered while she just hung out. She got the explosive shits from drinking the night before but didn’t want to bust in his bathroom. So she opens up the window of his apartment and tries to shite. She was in such a hurry that she didn’t notice the thin window screen and 90% of the blast stayed inside the room


Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3966 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:26 pm to
If she’s going to do that , at least let me watch.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63329 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:40 pm to
I wonder if she wiped her butt after she did it.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:05 pm to
WB gonna sack her for Mera when this just proves she can bring the crazy needed for after Black Manta gets a good one in.

Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1943 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:29 pm to
Nothing like a good Cleveland Steamer
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19524 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Actor 'pushed his wife into a ping pong table, tore off her night gown, and choked her against refrigerator while filming Pirates of The Caribbean'

All at the same time?

This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 3:36 pm
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:54 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/11/20 at 7:32 am
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17174 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

The Hollywood legend admitted that he had joked about putting Heard's dog in a microwave;
At LaTech in the 80's a couple I was friends with, the gal got a kitten, the guy hated cats. He put the kitten in the microwave for a few seconds and claimed he was trying to dry it from a bath.

Needless to say those 2 broke up.

The "cat" never grew fully, stayed about 1/3 full grown size but apparently had no other ill effects. We called it microkitty ever after. The gal still had it when she graduated and moved to Houston.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9697 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

the guy hated cats. He put the kitten in the microwave for a few seconds and claimed he was trying to dry it from a bat

How many people has he killed?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

He put the kitten in the microwave for a few seconds
quote:

The "cat" never grew fully, stayed about 1/3 full grown size but apparently had no other ill effects. We called it microkitty ever after.
No way this is true.
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