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re: Johnny Depp says he divorced Amber Heard after she defecated in their bed
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:30 am to A Menace to Sobriety
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:30 am to A Menace to Sobriety
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She can defecate on my face for all I care. I would be okay with it.
Jesus Christ man. Have some self respect.
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Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:32 am to RLDSC FAN
When you investigate who shite the bed, there is only one method.
The process of elimination.
The process of elimination.
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 10:33 am
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:33 am to blueboxer1119
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Jesus Christ man. Have some self respect.
Lighten up Francis.
We've all taken shite from a chick 'cause she's hot. In Hollywood it's just literal.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:39 am to RLDSC FAN
She is fine, but considering how batshit and apparently bedshitting crazy she is. IWNHI.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:42 am to QJenk
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:02 am to Legion of Doom
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What ? You guys don’t play jokes on the wife by leaving a steaming turd in the bed? Get a sense of humor.
No because I sleep in the bed also. I left it in her shoes or purse.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:02 am to Athos
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That bitch is mental.
Well it's not like Depp is sane either.
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Johnny Depp 'joked' with Paul Bettany about setting Amber Heard on fire and 'f***ing her burnt corpse to make sure she's dead' or drowning her to 'make sure she's not a witch'
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The Hollywood legend admitted that he had joked about putting Heard's dog in a microwave;
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Ms Wass read out medical notes written by Depp's private doctor, David Kipper.
The notes said that Depp 'romanticises the entire drug culture and has no accountability for his behaviour'.
The doctor also wrote that Depp paid 'lip service' to people like the actor's friend Sir Elton John 'more for their celebrity than their struggle with sobriety'.
Dr Kipper added: 'There is also an issue of patience. He is driven almost reflexively by his id. He has no patience for not getting his needs met. He has no understanding of delayed gratification and is quite childlike in his reaction when he doesn't get immediate satisfaction.'
It's amazing that these incredibly dysfunctional people managed to find each other.
Daily Mail article - a lot of stories there
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:07 am to tigerskin
That's great I'm sending that to my wife
I'm sending that to my wifePosted on 7/9/20 at 11:09 am to bbrownso
Added that article to the OP.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:12 am to RLDSC FAN
So she crapped the pen, she was one swastika away from being a Missouri fan.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:24 am to RLDSC FAN
They try to make this a news story, but it's the same as every other divorce that happens when one person gets tired of the other person's shite.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:25 am to RLDSC FAN
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Actor 'pushed his wife into a ping pong table, tore off her night gown, and choked her against refrigerator while filming Pirates of The Caribbean'
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 11:27 am
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:31 am to RLDSC FAN
Did she have corn for supper the night before? Dead give away..
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:38 am to Darth_Vader
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I find it hard to believe a woman this good looking even shits.
That gives a whole new meaning to shite eating grin
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:43 am to Rouge
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Some people pay extra for that
LOL!!
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:47 am to bbrownso
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Well it's not like Depp is sane either.
I said the same thing and downvoted for saying that. Guess some here think that he's just as cool IRL as his on screen personas.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:59 am to RLDSC FAN
Well that’s some pretty funny shite....... unless it’s your bed.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 12:02 pm to QJenk
Marrying a young, hot, bisexual actress usually seems like a good idea at the time but never really works out well in the end.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 12:12 pm to RLDSC FAN
That's nasty af, but kinda funny too. That guy is a dweeb
Posted on 7/9/20 at 12:16 pm to RLDSC FAN
I would have expected Johnny Depp to be into that sort of thing.
Guess I was wrong about him.
Guess I was wrong about him.
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