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re: Joe Rogan & a NASA astrophysicist talk about measuring time

Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:01 pm to
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IF You put a clock on the launch pad of a spaceship and a clock on the ship itself, and set them together. If the spaceship were to launch and travel anywhere close to the speed of light and come back, the two clocks would show vastly different time as passing.

I don’t understand it but I know it’s true.



the closer you get to a gravitational mass, the more time changes... so, on earth, when you stand up, your head and your feet experience different time because of the difference in closeness to a gravitational pull... let that sink in and melt your brain
Posted by Antonio Moss
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:02 pm to
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And it is very consistent, which is how we are able to account for it.


The variable is consistent but the measurement isn’t. That’s my point. A year isn’t a year anywhere but on Earth.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:02 pm to
Word
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:05 pm to
If in any way this helps my wife’s punctuality, I am for it.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:06 pm to
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Their clocks run slower so without mathematical adjustments, we couldn't have comms or navigation from space.


NASA does this daily... it's a known thing, especially regarding GPS
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:09 pm to
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it's a known thing


True
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:20 pm to
All I know is the older I get the faster time seems to go... The last 40 years of my life is like a blur now...
Posted by forkedintheroad
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:22 pm to
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when you stand up, your head and your feet experience different time because of the difference in closeness to a gravitational pull... let that sink in and melt your brain


Wanna really melt your brain?

When you jack off, your hand is experiencing different time than your dick.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:25 pm to
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The last 40 years of my life is like a blur now..


Christ how old are you?
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:25 pm to
I’m too stupid to understand this so I’ll just keep living in linear time.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:26 pm to
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Uhh the rotation of the earth based on the position of the sun? Is that not what we base time one? Help me out here


The earth does rotate in a definitive 24 hour cycle. Plus, the earth is in a different location in its revolution after 24 consecutive hours. Have to account for the extra 3 minutes and 56 seconds
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:30 pm to
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Christ how old are you?


62....But my mind still thinks I'm 32...

Spent college in the mid 80's... shite seems like it just happened yesterday...
This post was edited on 5/28/26 at 8:31 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71300 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:31 pm to
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62....But my mind still thinks I'm 32


Then you're 32
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:34 pm to
Decay. Time, in its essence, measures the rate of decay. That's pretty much it.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:38 pm to
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Wanna really melt your brain?

When you jack off, your hand is experiencing different time than your dick.


Ok, now my brain has melted... my pecker is a different age than the rest of my body

Science.

Wow.
Posted by lsusa
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:42 pm to
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All I know is the older I get the faster time seems to go... The last 40 years of my life is like a blur now...



I’d offer that when you’re 5 years old, a year represents 20% of your life (maybe even a higher percentage of “what you remember”)

The older you get, the lower percent of your life each year, month, day and hour represents…which in turn reflects your perception.

Posted by GRTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:44 pm to
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I’d offer that when you’re 5 years old, a year represents 20% of your life (maybe even a higher percentage of “what you remember”)

The older you get, the lower percent of your life each year, month, day and hour represents…which in turn reflects your perception.


Absolutely, which is a great contribution to the overall thread as more evidence that time is relative, based purely on perception, and fake AF.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6119 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:47 pm to
Better question is what happened to it? Did time and everything within it just go away? All the events of the past, what happened to them? They couldn't have just disappeared.
Where'd they/it all go?
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33773 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

I’d offer that when you’re 5 years old, a year represents 20% of your life (maybe even a higher percentage of “what you remember”)

The older you get, the lower percent of your life each year, month, day and hour represents…which in turn reflects your perception.


That totally makes sense...
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