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Jimmy Swaggart stories

Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:26 pm
Posted by MrSmith65
Member since Apr 2018
959 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:26 pm
Any?
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:28 pm to
Jimmy would use the search function.

Time is money.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:30 pm to
Man can play the piano

I bet he used them sausage fingers to please allll the white womens
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21457 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:31 pm to
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Jimmy Swaggart stories


He escaped Ferriday, LA. A modern day success story.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:31 pm to
Btw, drop your address, and I'll send you a free butter salt healing slime for you to rub on your face for blessings.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35133 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:33 pm to
I know a guy that says he masturbated in a dark cave with him and 3 other guys.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21457 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:36 pm to
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I know a guy that says he masturbated in a dark cave with him and 3 other guys.




If you didn't see it, it didn't happen.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141958 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:37 pm to
Had horrific taste in whores
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59651 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:39 pm to
Him and his wife would go the clubhouse separately and not sit together.

Story from a friend
Posted by TheAnvil
Member since Feb 2019
278 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:50 pm to
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If you didn't see it, it didn't happen.


What if that's OysterPoBoy's fantasy and he sees it in his mind every time he masturbates. Does that mean it happened thousands of times?
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
474 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:52 pm to
High school baseball coach would tell stories about how he would fuss and complain about paying $2-3 or whatever to get into games when we played his school. He said JSwag would dig in his pockets trying to find loose change to pay with, all while wearing big gold rings and all kinds of other expensive diamond jewelry. In other words saying he acted entitled, like some kind of local celebrity, that was insulted that he had to pay for admission.

Not sure if he’s actually like that, just relaying the story.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56253 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:02 pm to
He’s so cheap, he won’t even buy a tombstone for his father, who was a great dude.
Posted by FournetteForEver7
Member since Nov 2015
2295 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:06 pm to
I saw the man drop +$20k at a store one day.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:15 pm to
I bet he spent a lot of time at Ralph & Kacoo's back in the day.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23577 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:23 pm to
My very first memory of Jimmy Swaggart was going through my dad's magazine collection I found as a kid. That's where I also learned the difference in quality between Playboy and Hustler content. That was a great summer.
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
474 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:29 pm to
What did he buy?
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4754 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:49 pm to
His wife hates Catholics
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:58 pm to
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His wife hates Catholics


Well Jesus hates her husband.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4616 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 11:59 pm to
I used to wait tables at Steak & Ale. We had wine bottles on each table as a center piece/ point of purchase type thing. When the “right reverend “ would come in with family and followers he would usually bring around 30 people.

He demanded all wine bottle be removed from the table before they were seated.

Stupid pious posturing..... did he think temptation would overwhelm him and his followers and they would spontaneously start prying corks out to swig the devil’s grape juice?

Oh.... he refused to have 15% gratuity added to his check and only tipped about 8%..... all the while trying to convince the servers and staff to come to his church.


Oh... almost forgot.... he liked ugly hookers and was dumb enough to let Marvin Gorman set him up
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 12:04 am to
No stories but I do wonder what would have come of him and his ministry had all the problems not come about.
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