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re: Jewel the singer in bikini

Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43151 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Jewel the singer


As opposed to Jewel the cashier at Marshall’s?

Who the hell else is named Jewel?
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46743 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Who the hell else is named Jewel?

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120284 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:14 pm to
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Why didn't she ever fix her teeth? Seems like an easy thing to do


Its her signature. Love it or hate it, its part of her brand. Everyone talks about all the women who get so much work done and how bad it looks... Jewel says frick all of them. She is going to keep it 100.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87646 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:15 pm to
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Do those tits make up for those teeth?


The jacked-up chiclets were always part of her charm.
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
8233 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:16 pm to
Not to give away my age, but she was a smoke show when I was a teenager and still is now. In the days of music video fapping she was a near the MTV top
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17711 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

I heard she once lived in her car


I saw that SNL skit too.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27912 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:18 pm to
Why would someone with her money not fix their teeth ?

She’s hot but has what we call D’arbonne Mouth, full
Of stumps.

Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:19 pm to
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Jewel


Best joke about here was from one of those celebrity roasts….

Her teeth are like the Spice Girls…..

Every one a different color and doing their own thing
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40326 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:37 pm to
chick has some flappers.


She was decent in her prime but I see much hotter women at my local grocery store every weekend, and those aren't even the a-list milfs who stay home and shop during the week.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7801 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:46 pm to
One of the funniest Comedy Central roasts jokes I had ever heard was somebody said Jewels teeth are like the Spice Girls. They’re all different colors and they’re all doing their own thing.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65226 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:05 pm to
She can save my soul
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6595 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7459 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:18 pm to
Fix your teeth OMFG!!

Snaggle tooth is the epitome of white trash.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2385 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:21 pm to
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Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
17487 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Prime Jewel you wouldn't worry about her teeth

Thats not prime Jewel


When I was a kid I thought my parents overbearing when it came to us kids seeing the dentist once or twice a year. Now I'm thankful.
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
4924 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:24 pm to
Saw an old CC roast the other day with her on it and Nikki Glaser summed her teeth up perfectly-

"Her teeth are like the Spice Girls- all different colors and each one doing their own thing."
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25651 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:26 pm to
She really did a great rendition of "Who Will Save Your Soul" on Howard Stern (2:10 the song starts)

Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41499 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:38 pm to
Still needs to fix her grill
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
10435 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Singer Jewel reveals her mother, Lenedra Carroll, embezzled over $100 million from her, leaving her $3 million in debt by age 34. Despite selling over 27 million albums, Jewel faced financial devastation due to her mother's actions. Today, Jewel is estimated to have a net worth of $14 million.
Posted by Grnbud
Member since Jan 2025
219 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 7:04 pm to
She was on Rogan a while back. Interesting listen. Her mother was her agent and she stole like 100MM. First thing I thought was “how did jewel make 100mm?” Apparently she made a hell of a deal with the record company where she got no front money but was banking it on the back end. She took a deal with no money…..while living in her car.
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