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Jesuits say the quickest masses ever
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:51 pm
Boom. There's your solution for everyone bitching about being dragged to church today and tomorrow. Just go to a church where a Jesuit will be saying the mass. These dudes are like a nascar pit stop behind the pulpit. Most of them skip over all the non important steps. You'll be in and out in 45 minutes tops
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:54 pm to Captain Crackysack
45 minutes, jeezus.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:56 pm to Zappas Stache
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45 minutes, jeezus.
For a holy day of obligation, that’s lightning round shite.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:57 pm to beerJeep
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Sounds about right for the gay jays.
Time is more valuable for some than others.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:22 pm to Captain Crackysack
If 45 minutes isn't long enough for you, go home and pray the Liturgy of the Hours.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:26 pm to Captain Crackysack
The little Red church in Destrhan had a 30 minute mass no hymns. It was nice.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:40 pm to Captain Crackysack
McGinn and out
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:43 pm to lesgeaux
I remember staying at a friends house often and going to a 7am mass at St Mathew in River Ridge. My friends family use to call it a “drive thru mass,” 30 minutes or so. Jesuit priest I can’t recall his name. This would have been late 90’s
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 12/25/19 at 12:08 am to Captain Crackysack
I don’t know our Priest’s homily went like this:
We were out of there in under 50 minutes and there was standing room only from all the ChrEasters in their good jeans and Columbia PFG shirts.
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“This evening before you go to bed, pray for wisdom, and in the morning when you wake up, pray for wisdom.”
We were out of there in under 50 minutes and there was standing room only from all the ChrEasters in their good jeans and Columbia PFG shirts.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 1:44 am to Captain Crackysack
Franciscan priest in our parish. 47 minutes for the midnight mass
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 1:44 am
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:40 am to Captain Crackysack
The less bad theology the better.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 9:23 am to Captain Crackysack
Jesuits = God's Marines. 
Posted on 12/25/19 at 9:32 am to ArkLaTexTiger
St. Patrick’s cathedral in New York City. 30 minutes at midday, complete with communion and a short homily..
Posted on 12/25/19 at 9:39 am to Captain Crackysack
Honestly, if your goal is to get in and out of mass as quickly as possible, why are you even going? You’re clearly not going for spiritual reasons - probably just some sense of obligation that you dread or to act superior to those who don’t go.
You know how quick mass was for me this morning? 0 minutes. Hallelujah.
You know how quick mass was for me this morning? 0 minutes. Hallelujah.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 9:43 am to AbitaFan08
Whoa dude. Next you’ll be admitting to masturbating on Easter Sunday
Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:18 am to Captain Crackysack
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Jesuits say the quickest masses ever
Yes they do, never fortunate enough to have one at my church but I have attended services a few times where they said it. I always said, if more priests were like this, they would have greater attendance.
We had a priest at our church who would go on sometime for an hour and 20 minutes. Guy would put the church to sleep with his homilies they were so long and repetitive. He was transferred a year or so back.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:19 am to natsoundup
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I remember staying at a friends house often and going to a 7am mass at St Mathew in River Ridge. My friends family use to call it a “drive thru mass,” 30 minutes or so. Jesuit priest I can’t recall his name. This would have been late 90’s
That was Father McGinn from Jesuit High School. He would say mass at St. Matthew.
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St. Patrick’s cathedral in New York City. 30 minutes at midday, complete with communion and a short homily..
Same with St. Patrick's in downtown New Orleans. They have mass at 11:30 and Noon.
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 10:21 am
Posted on 12/25/19 at 12:04 pm to Captain Crackysack
Just the weekly mass here is 1:15mins. Our priest loves to preach and visit throughout the congregation right before mass and then right near the end. It’s all good though. 
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