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Jerkin 2, Beat-Off Boogaloo: Man calls libraries, masturbates to Supreme Court opinion
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:59 am
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:59 am
Might be enough internet for the day 
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For weeks, an unknown man has called libraries around the country asking for a specific Supreme Court opinion to be read to him. As the librarians comply, it becomes clear that he’s pleasuring himself to the words of the Court.
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“Oh yeah, give it to me. Give me that exculpatory evidence. Spank those prosecutors!”
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But here’s the thing… it’s always Brady v. Maryland. There are actual Supreme Court opinions with pornography discussed in the facts! If this guy was asking about Lochner, we could at least narrow it down to the Federalist Society. Instead, we’ve got a guy a crim pro fetishist who gets off on defendants… getting off? I guess there is some logic there.
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 12:05 pm
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
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Calling libraries and masturbating to Supreme Court opinion
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
That's a good find.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
Why in the hell would you oblige a random caller by reading a Supreme Court decision to him?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:02 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:04 pm to DemonKA3268
The FBI is on the case?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:12 pm to DemonKA3268
If it pleases the court
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:12 pm to tigahfromtheham
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That's a good find.
Never thought I would see something like this.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:15 pm to adamau
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If it pleases the court
Takes on a whole new meaning
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:19 pm to DemonKA3268
it's someone being pretty funny
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:20 pm to DemonKA3268
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the FBI is supposedly involved
Show me the law that says you cant do this
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:21 pm to DemonKA3268
I mean could you actually get in trouble for this? Kinda hard to prove even if you find out who the caller is.
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:21 pm to DemonKA3268
have a up vote for the title
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:22 pm to DemonKA3268
WTF? that's insane.
It's been days...maybe even a week...since I've read something that weird on the OT.
It's been days...maybe even a week...since I've read something that weird on the OT.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:25 pm to member12
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It's been days...maybe even a week...since I've read something that weird on the OT.
We definitely get the strange here.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:36 pm to High C
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Why in the hell would you oblige a random caller by reading a Supreme Court decision to him?
Can’t imagine libraries are all that busy nowadays.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:38 pm to brass2mouth
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Can’t imagine libraries are all that busy nowadays.
Me either.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:47 pm to SelaTiger
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I mean could you actually get in trouble for this? Kinda hard to prove even if you find out who the caller is.
What exactly is he doing wrong? I mean it's stupid but is it illegal?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:50 pm to DemonKA3268
Did he ask a librarian to read it in her sexy voice?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:51 pm to Eightballjacket
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Did he ask a librarian to read it in her sexy voice?
How does one sexy up an a Supreme Court opinion?
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