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re: Jerkin 2, Beat-Off Boogaloo: Man calls libraries, masturbates to Supreme Court opinion

Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92366 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:52 pm to
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What exactly is he doing wrong? I mean it's stupid but is it illegal?



they keep changing the rules on us, how tf are we supposed to keep up with what we are or are not supposed to do???
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:56 pm to
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they keep changing the rules on us, how tf are we supposed to keep up with what we are or are not supposed to do???


Very true.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4305 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:03 pm to
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How does one sexy up an a Supreme Court opinion?


Brother, if it was Sandra Day O'Connor writing for the majority.

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:06 pm to
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er, if it was Sandra Day O'Connor writing for the majority.


Good point
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3336 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:55 pm to
It seems there are objections to his motion.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3721 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:59 pm to
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The FBI is on the case?

They will get to it right after that big swingers party. I hear they plan to read the opinion at the party.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5762 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:15 pm to
It’s good to know there are others out there.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24078 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:21 pm to
Is it Louis CK?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:24 pm to
I used to do this and never got in trouble.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70544 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:28 pm to


I can 100% see someone doing this. I could see friends of mine from law school doing this as a prank.

“Yeah…that fruit of the poisonous tree…curtilage of the home…search incident to arrest…ahh that’s it”
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:44 pm to
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For weeks, an unknown man has called libraries around the country asking for a specific Supreme Court opinion to be read to him. As the librarians comply, it becomes clear that he’s pleasuring himself to the words of the Court.

He posts here.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 3:02 pm to
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He posts here.


Wouldn't be a surprise if he did.
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