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re: Jensen Huang resigns amid scandal, at least 3 affairs, 2 with Nvidia employees

Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:50 am to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Member since Jul 2012
37097 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:50 am to
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It's been revealed Jensen Huang's alleged Chinese spy mistress was introduced to him by her own husband, who appeared to “accept his wife's romantic relationship” with the Nvidia CEO for two years.




Posted by NC_Tigah
Spiced groves of ceaseless verdure
Member since Sep 2003
142372 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:54 am to
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Must be well huang.
Today, you are velly velly Huang.


Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
4439 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:58 am to
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Jensen Huang implicated in a second affair, this time with an Nvidia VP


What is the point of becoming a billionaire CEO if you're not allowed to frick whomever you want?
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
4439 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:04 am to
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Dude has good taste.


Have you seen his wife?
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19189 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:09 am to
well 2 out of 3 aint bad
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30534 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:13 am to
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What is the point of becoming a billionaire CEO if you're not allowed to frick whomever you want?


Some discretion is still needed with billions. Like, don't sleep with spies and then work out backroom deals that go against national security. He'll be lucky to get out of this without any charges. If he were Chinese, they'd have already put him to sleep and harvested his organs.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5969 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:21 am to
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What is the point of becoming a billionaire CEO if you're not allowed to frick whomever you want?


I’d be suspicious of a billionaire CEO that wasn’t.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
3210 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:31 am to
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don't sleep with spies and then work out backroom deals that go against national security


Then bribe the president with a donation to his ballroom to get a reversal of policy in the sale of the chips.
Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
500 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:50 am to
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mega ceo's are all guilty of this.


Every CEO does this. Every single one. No matter if the company has 50 employees for 50,000.

If there is a remotely good looking female in an upper mgmt/exec, you should assume 100% how she got there.
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 9:52 am
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30476 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:54 am to
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wood... especially knowing she has stock options.


She's also clearly okay with a small dick
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
41151 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:54 am to
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What is the point of becoming a billionaire CEO if you're not allowed to frick whomever you want?



The billionaire community was horrified to find out Huang was into adult women
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9712 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 12:11 pm to
haha...no....is she gross? I'll go check her out.
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6892 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 1:21 pm to
Good for him - he has earned all the action he wants.

Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
84240 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
1156 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 1:47 pm to
Honestly, if you’re a billionaire and only cheated on your wife 3 times, that’s pretty dang loyal. Think of the amount of pussy he’s had to turn down over the past 2-3 decades. 3 slip ups is damn near perfect.

I doubt many of us with billions of dollars would be able to resist the temptations. It’s like baws on the OT up in arms that multimillionaire 20 year old athletes are stupid with money, as if all of us wouldn’t have done the exact same shite in the same circumstances.
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 1:48 pm
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
5143 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 1:48 pm to
The new Nvidia CEO definitely looks like someone who can be trusted not to frick up the world’s most important corporation, and she specifically does not look like someone who would frick up a private school bake sale
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
42091 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 1:54 pm to
Oh great a woman. Sigh
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30652 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 1:58 pm to


If I'm Harvy, Tench, or Mark I'm dumping my shares of stock today en masse to limit my exposure for when this thing goes down.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
5143 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:01 pm to
My guy Tench Coxe is sitting on 31 million shares of Nvidia. I mean just damn son. Absolute kang.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24334 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:02 pm to
Jensen pounds more strange than the entire OT combined.

3 public ones so far. Imagine how many more won't be made public.
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