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re: Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon

Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57912 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:56 pm to
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Remember in this thread when you called me ignorant for previously citing anecdotal evidence that American cities aren’t a disaster in need of the national guard?
because you are the only person on this board saying it - i gave my proof

Look at the stats - crime in Baton Rouge is not at the 1990s level - but it is one of the most dangerous cities in the USA - that can be backed up with data - and my anecdotes are things that didn’t even make it into the data - which is why I decided to share

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in the ghetto.
I have always said Baton Rouge is ghetto - ever since I first visited in 1990 at 9 years old

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Perhaps it is time to take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself which decisions you made that brought you to living in a dangerous ghetto with kids and think the national guard should come help clean it all up
hey - I’d be happy if BRPD would come within a reasonable amount of time - plus I’ve been in this house 15 years - why is it ‘my’ fault the city has gone to shite? Why should I have to move when the government is the one to blame for this mess?? They should be the ones to fix it as well.
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people walk a thousand miles through the least hospitable areas of rugged terrain

those people who walk here (I have known many) live in countries that their people have ruined it themselves - which is what cities are doing to themselves here in the US that you continue to ignore
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you can’t move out of Louisiana.
because I refuse to move from one shithole area to another? It’s not as easy to move as you are pretending it to be.

You chose to be ignorant to the country’s current situation and that’s why your wife doesn’t cook for you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194113 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:58 pm to
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You should just ignore him. He's an idiot and no explanation will be good enough, so you are wasting your time. It would be more productive to go watch paint dry.
the nerve...
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57912 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 5:04 pm to
Wait, you think I’m the only person here that thinks American cities aren’t complete shitholes? I promise you, there are a lot of people

Again, you live in a place that is on average, dumber, poorer, and more violent than the vast majority of the rest of the rest of the country. New Orleans, Baton Rouge, and Memphis are not microcosms of urban America, they are statistical outliers.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57912 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 5:09 pm to
Ok, I know you’re type

Everything is peaches and cream until someone you love gets murdered and then you blame the killer’s actions on something like systemic racism or conservative white people.

The way you see it is the people who are actually right are wrong, and ‘normal’ is not normal because it’s not the norm.

Go live your fairytale life with your blinders on - and remain ignorant.

You’re happy, I’m happy.

I hate your type because that’s what ruined America.

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New Orleans, Baton Rouge, and Memphis are not microcosms of urban America, they are statistical outliers.
oh so then so is Houston, Baltimore, Chicago, Racine, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Atlanta, Jackson, Montgomery, Nashville, Indianapolis, Seattle, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Detroit, Oakland, Cleveland, Philadelphia, oh, and Dallas, and I know I didn’t get them all.
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 5:18 pm
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22130 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 5:12 pm to
You get what you get.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:01 pm to
My type is one that grew up in a poor rural setting in the middle of nowhere and recognized all the failure and hopelessness around me as my friends got hooked on meth and lower class wages because it was “home.” I packed my shite and left to start a new life, 1,600 miles from everyone I ever knew to find opportunity and people that weren’t stuck in life. Lot of posters here did it too, they talk about it a lot.

You grew up in one of the worst quality of life states and it has clearly destroyed your psyche as you blame others for your circumstances, failing to ever take control and change them by relocating to a place that is filled with people that are more like you and less like the POS that you live by today. Maybe it is time to do something different, somewhere different. Sometimes you need to realize the battle is lost. New Orleans and Baton Rouge aren't going to bounce back in the near future. This is decidedly part of the asscrack of this great nation.

We all accepted this same reality in small town America when the manufacturing sector was lost; those that didn’t stayed in economic despair and watched their loved ones spiral into drug and alcohol addiction as the ride out their time living in squalor, waiting for someone to come save them. Sometimes the decisions are made for you, you’re just not willing to listen and act accordingly. Instead, you pretend that every city is like this and make all these excuses as to why you can’t just leave hell.


Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
4399 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:25 pm to
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I never ran across that in my WWII history. However, there was talk he was monorchid/cryptorchid, but that could have been wartime propaganda


Yeah, hitler was know to have one testicle.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70243 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:14 pm to
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Some people have described it as the shape of an egg. I think it was more of the shape of a lemon, and it was really small when it was fully erect


That just seems impossible shape for a penis.
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 7:30 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57912 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 8:07 pm to
Easy peasy

We are moving tomorrow. All 8 of us.

If you see me begging in Dallas, throw me a few quarters.

I’m so glad you are so knowledgeable on everything and was able to coach me out of my destroyed psyche.
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141055 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 8:09 pm to
No big deal. Just need to find a chick with a lemon shaped vagina.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72571 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 8:23 pm to
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Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon
Reportedly this guy was not thrilled about this news-

Posted by kayjay
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
393 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 8:39 pm to
How many cities on your list are run by democrats. I suspect the majority, if not all.
Posted by IndianMoundFireworks
Member since Oct 2021
810 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 10:43 pm to
Green Rock and Third Leg I’m just here trying to read about lemon peen and you’re taking the fun out of it.
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6153 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:21 pm to
When life deals you lemons…
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
8464 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:33 pm to
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I don't think it is because he would have fought for it not to be released,


Oh just wait until the “withheld due to ongoing investigation”… nothing will be released
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60613 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:41 pm to
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penis shaped like a lemon



He has a penis like Stewies head?

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13339 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:43 pm to
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