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re: Jeff Bezos will enslave us all

Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:27 am to
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:27 am to
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Looks like he could frick you up


He’s still a goddamn nerd. He ain’t shite.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33897 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:35 am to
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Why do we need fricking robot dogs?? Or robots in general?


Won't have to tip robots at restaurants.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91599 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:42 am to
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Why do we need fricking robot dogs??
Amazon owns your smart doorbell now and if you haven't been paying attention they have a new program where you can allow them to come into your house to deliver packages.

Do the math.
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:44 am to
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Amazon owns your smart doorbell now and if you haven't been paying attention they have a new program where you can allow them to come into your house to deliver packages.

Do the math.


Wait, so the robot dogs are to keep the Amazon delivery drivers in line? Makes sense, it's almost like paying the mob for protection.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4435 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:48 am to
The war is coming....

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91599 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:51 am to
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so the robot dogs are to keep the Amazon delivery drivers in line
robot dogs will replace delivery driver humans and can turn doorknobs to access your house which you've already given bezos permission to enter.

This post was edited on 3/20/18 at 9:51 am
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85392 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:52 am to
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robot dogs will replace delivery driver humans and can turn doorknobs to access your house which you've already given bezos permission to enter.


and then murder you

can't forget that part

Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14764 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:53 am to
I love how content they are with AI. fricking fools
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25186 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:59 am to
Great. Now when the neighbor's dog shits in my yard, I'm going to have an oil slick
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
65384 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:00 am to
We are so fricked once those things figure out how to refuel themselves.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35982 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:02 am to
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Jeff Bezos


We MUST end him!!!!!
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113300 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:05 am to
Jeffy baby, you can do this.



Stepford wives

Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15716 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:07 am to
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Why do we need fricking robot dogs??

A robot dog does not shite, and piss. Vet bills which require immediate care are replaced with device repair shops. When you need to travel, you don’t need to pay for a pet sitter or a kennel - you just turn your dog off.

A robot dog with artificial intelligence could probably replicate the feedback humans receive to meet their need for companionship without the maintenance costs and nuisance of real dogs.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91599 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:09 am to
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and then murder you

can't forget that part
that only happens after the Russians or North Koreans hack into them.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:09 am to
I welcome our new Bezos overlord, mainly just because it pisses CAD off.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91599 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:10 am to
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We are so fricked once those things figure out how to refuel themselves.


Bad news for you.

Do you own a Roomba?
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:10 am to
Real dogs are bad enough, now there are robot dogs?
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:15 am to
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Real dogs are bad enough, now there are robot dogs?


As long as the police force isn't automated we should be protected from them
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32751 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:21 am to
That guy used to be a massive nerd. Now he’s going for Bruce Willis-lite
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
577 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 10:25 am to
Didn't know Dewalt came out with a dog. I could probably use that on the jobsite.
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