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re: JBE Press Conference 2:30pm 7/21 prediction thread
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:43 am to Kategory 5
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:43 am to Kategory 5
Expansion of the mask mandate by including mandatory hairshirts to be worn in public. We need to repent for our disobedience to Prince John's decree.
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Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:45 am to LSUBoo
Maybe I’m glad my hair lady moved to Mississippi. Sure it’s a 2 hour drive, but she’ll be open 
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:45 am to Kategory 5
Torn amongst
1) Stern warning and fussing us like children
2) All of number 1 say we are staying in Phase 2 but in actuality put in more phase 1 restrictions essentially making us phase 2 in name only
3) All of number 1 and move us entirely back to phase 1
1) Stern warning and fussing us like children
2) All of number 1 say we are staying in Phase 2 but in actuality put in more phase 1 restrictions essentially making us phase 2 in name only
3) All of number 1 and move us entirely back to phase 1
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:45 am to tgrbaitn08
He will announce that those who get tested will now be able to choose between a voucher for a Big Mac or a Baconator
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:46 am to Pechon
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... mandatory hairshirts to be worn in public
And CNN must be aired continuously on any TV displayed in public.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:47 am to m57
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He will announce that those who get tested will now be able to choose between a voucher for a Big Mac or a Baconator
Okay, who wants to trade me four baconators for one Dixie Maid cheeseburger?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:47 am to Kategory 5
Mask mandate indefinitely, LHSAA has been ordered to cancel all sports until spring of 2021, no bars, back to 25% capacity for all businesses except grocery stores.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:50 am to btnetigers
I really hope he doesnt listen to our conservative small govt presidents suggestion to lock down even further
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:53 am to Kategory 5
Most certainly going to give us all this look
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:56 am to Kategory 5
quote:
JBE Press Conference 2:30pm 7/21 prediction thread
Whatever he says will be proven wrong within weeks, yet I will be told I'm selfish for not listening to him. That's my prediction.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:57 am to Kategory 5
- Mandatory plastic garbage bags around all of our heads
- Go three days at a time without breathing
- Keep three days of food and drinks inside of aforementioned garbage bag
- On the fourth day, breathing is ONLY allowable while standing in a swimming pool and under water.
- Bag MUST be removed during this step per mandatory mandate.
- Repeat the process and remember this is for our own good
- Go three days at a time without breathing
- Keep three days of food and drinks inside of aforementioned garbage bag
- On the fourth day, breathing is ONLY allowable while standing in a swimming pool and under water.
- Bag MUST be removed during this step per mandatory mandate.
- Repeat the process and remember this is for our own good
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:58 am to Impotent Waffle
Don't forget fasting. Fasting will keep people out of the grocery stores and restaurants. It's genius.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:59 am to threeputtforbogie
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Don't forget fasting. Fasting will keep people out of the grocery stores and restaurants. It's genius.
Ahhhh yes how could I forget
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:59 am to Kategory 5
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What y’all think back to phase 1 or staying in phase 2
He'll start off by saying how disappointed he is in all of us. Then he's going to make us pick our own switch and give everyone a spanking.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 10:59 am to ShoeBang
I just wonder how Rispone would have responded to this crisis?????
Posted on 7/21/20 at 11:01 am to Kategory 5
Mandatory suicide for all white residents of Louisiana. You have to purchase the state approved $3000 suicide kit. All proceeds go to help the remaining people of the state.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 11:01 am to lsupride87
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I really hope he doesnt listen to our conservative small govt presidents suggestion to lock down even further
I gotta say, you are consistently retarded in every board you post on.
I hope you're typing with your mask on. Or else the boogeyman is going to get you.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 11:02 am to BugAC
quote:Huh? I fricking hate every single lockdown measurement
I gotta say, you are consistently retarded in every board you post on.
I hope you're typing with your mask on. Or else the boogeyman is going to get you.
Truth is, Trumps task force is the one asking JBE to lockdown further. So if he announces the additional measures, everyone needs to understand who came up with the idea
This post was edited on 7/21/20 at 11:04 am
Posted on 7/21/20 at 11:03 am to dukke v
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I just wonder how Rispone would have responded to this crisis?????
Why do you wonder that? Not sure how that is even relevant?
But since you this same question everyday I'll oblige....
I bet Rispone wouldn't be so condescending every time he gave a press conference...
Posted on 7/21/20 at 11:05 am to LSUJML
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Staying in phase 2
Gyms close
Casinos get to open to 75%
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