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Jared Lorenzen Dead at Age 38

Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:47 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:47 pm
Fox Sports reports LINK

A mighty oak has fallen.
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
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Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:48 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 4:19 am
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:50 pm to
Best Gatorade bath of all time!

They're tearing down the goal post... I don't know why.
Posted by DownSouthTiger
downsouth
Member since Jan 2005
2549 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:50 pm to
600 pounds!
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:52 pm to
Who had him in the death pool?
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66376 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 5:56 pm to
they say deaths come in 3s. Jared, Coach Robe, and my buddy's rooster. very sad day

RIP King Edward





Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:01 pm to
It’s 1:39 am here on WWL AM 870 in the Central Time Zone, King Edward Cigar time.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

and my buddy's rooster


Dude. Coq au vin.

Also, Jared Lorenzen had some of the best nicknames ever.

My two favorite are "He Ate Me" and "The Abominable Throwman".
This post was edited on 7/3/19 at 6:19 pm
Posted by HappyFunBall420
Grande Isle
Member since Mar 2018
369 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:27 pm to
Battleship Lorenzen
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

Jared Lorenzen had some of the best nicknames ever
"QBese"
"Hefty Lefty"
"The Pillsbury Throwboy"
"The Abominable Throwman"
"J.Load"
"Round Mound of Touchdown"
"Lord Of The Ring-Dings"
"Battleship Lorenzen"
"He Ate Me"
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6552 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:33 pm to
That’s a big arse rooster. Would have a hell of a time wringing that frickers neck.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:36 pm to

That's awful. He was a hoot to watch play some football that I'll say. Big boy had some game.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 6:53 pm to
Damn that’s young.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34451 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 7:15 pm to
Too bad. He had the heart of a warrior.

And he liked to eat.


Damn. 38
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 7:18 pm to
Rip king edward... you will be missed dearly
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 7:27 pm to
I agree, but many athletes have taken the long nap in the best shape of their lives...Wally Pontiff for example. We never know when our time will come. We're just hoping we know how it works.
This post was edited on 7/3/19 at 7:30 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43061 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 7:29 pm to
He Ate Me is pure genius
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33328 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 8:12 pm to
Rest in Reese's.

Seriously though I'm sad about this. I liked watching him play as a kid.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 8:17 pm to
quote:


We have got to do a better job in the United States of encouraging a healthy lifestyle


Too many people just sit on the Couch all day, like some kind of half-alive Mumme.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 8:18 pm to
We lost the hefty lefty and Jim Beams warehouse burned down. Sad day.

Jared left behind young kids. Terrible.
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