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re: It’s May 5th, and Star Wars nerds won’t shut up yet.

Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:39 pm to
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Does Little Rock have a Sonic?


Probably?

Tots on me?
Posted by Sp0728
Your head
Member since Aug 2018
1546 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:39 pm to
I agree. fricking nerds are annoying.

Anyways. Cinco de Mayo!!!!!
/Intentional-Irony
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:46 pm to


The greatest Conan O’Brien segment ever
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 5:55 pm
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18771 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:47 pm to
Palpating is definitely going to take a piss in your margarita tonight
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53805 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:48 pm to
I was completely oblivious to the Star Wars thing until I saw a light saber handle on the bottom left of my ClassLink navigation screen. When I clicked on it, a blue light saber emerged and the Death Star showed up as background on the screen. I had to ask someone why.

*crawls back under rock
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:50 pm to
This is a weird thing to be worked up about
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68262 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 5:55 pm to
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shite is so lame. The movies are overrated and jumped the shark years ago
Very true.

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all of these nerds show off their R2D2 tattoos and bring lightsabers to work while speaking like Yoda.
How do you see all of this? I've seen none of it.

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Come May 5th, I want to drink margaritas and culturally appropriate Mexicans. You know, when in Rome
Something else that's bullshite and jumped the shark long ago.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27068 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 6:00 pm to
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“mAy ThE fOuRtH bE wITh YoU!”

shite is so lame. The movies are overrated and jumped the shark years ago. They are as bad as the Marvel franchise. The writers barf up a plot, throw in a bunch of special effects, and get rich because the fans don’t care about the quality of the movie. Now we have a “Star Wars Day” where all of these nerds show off their R2D2 tattoos and bring lightsabers to work while speaking like Yoda. Come May 5th, I want to drink margaritas and culturally appropriate Mexicans. You know, when in Rome…

But NO! The LARPers are still wearing their robes and trying to save their dead princess. It’s supposed to be funny that they want to mix tacos and tequila, bring up “Juan Solo”, and live in their fantasy land while donning a sombrero.

Enough of this trash. You had your one day, be done with it and go back into mom’s basement and commence stuffing yourself with Pringles and Coke.

/rant


Now that's an impressive fricking melt
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11503 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 6:54 pm to
If everybody else can take a month than fricking star wars can take a month.
Posted by Water
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2020
734 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:21 pm to
The real Star Wars day is May 25th.

May 4th is the diverse and inclusive Disney Star Wars day that is female!
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25527 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:26 pm to
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This is a weird thing to be worked up about


No. This is a perfect thing to come to the OT with. It’s less depressing than the political BS we see daily. It has a touch of light-hearted humor, and a perfect amount of “get off my lawn”.
Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2017 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:32 pm to
Brah. There are bigger hills to die on.
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3313 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:34 pm to
May the fifth be with you

Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99042 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:36 pm to
Imagine being so triggered by a handful of Star Wars nerds that you can’t function like an adult.

I truly wonder how some of y’all are even able to access the internet.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64583 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:37 pm to
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Cause today is Revenge of the Fifth


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Dumbasses woulda been better off doing that on the 6th. It rolls off the tongue better.


Yeah. But my birthday is the 5th. And being that I’m Darth Freaking Vader, it’s Revenge of the Fifth.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 7:39 pm to
Real nerds celebrate October 24th.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25527 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:36 pm to
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Imagine being so triggered by a handful of Star Wars nerds that you can’t function like an adult. I truly wonder how some of y’all are even able to access the internet.


You’d think a veteran of the OT would be able to appreciate a melt regarding an insignificant issue, but I guess I was wrong.

Yes, that post clearly indicates that I can’t function like an adult and am lucky to have stumbled upon internet access. Guess what, I even pay for it myself!

Bluegrass, do better in the future. Your Star Wars movies suck.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1637 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:58 pm to
I'm with you, OP, but those Star Wars dorks are fricking Chads compared to the Harry Potter ones. I hate to rain on people's parades, but that Harry Potter stuff is fruity as the day is long.
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