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It's June 2026 and all women have the confidence to wear spandex tights in public

Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:02 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16865 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:02 pm
Frumpy women, obese women, thin but oddly shaped women are all now ok with you seeing every protrusion, crease and dimple on their disgusting bodies.

In the 80s, 90s and early 2000s, there was a healthy mix of shame and modesty by the unsightly. What the hell happened and when? More importantly, how do we get back to the good old days of frumpy people wearing frumpy clothes?
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27634 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:03 pm to
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In the 80s, 90s and early 2000s, there was a healthy mix of shame and modesty by the unsightly

I didnt see a whole lot of spandex from the hot chicks in the 90s and 2000s in public, cant speak for the 80s.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20983 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:04 pm to
It’s both a great thing and a “my eyes my eyes!!” thing.

I could stand less of the latter.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59490 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:05 pm to
Places like Iran have these things figured out but instead of learning from them we bomb them


I hear beer is free and they don’t have taxes either.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24574 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:05 pm to
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I didnt see a whole lot of spandex from the hot chicks in the 90s and 2000s in public, cant speak for the 80s.


Aww yes, the age of low rise jeans and muffin tops.
Posted by Cool Hand Luke
Member since Oct 2008
2053 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:06 pm to
I'll take the unsightly as a tradeoff for the the ones that are very worthy of spandex.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63686 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:07 pm to
Disgusting (insert adjective) women with fat, lumpy, dimply, asses seem quite comfortable wearing them in public and on airlines. It seems to be their preferred fighting gear.
This post was edited on 6/26/26 at 5:20 pm
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3442 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:07 pm to
I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. There always has been an inverse correlation between how unsightly a woman is, and how many clothes she wears in the summertime. The fat and ugly women have always been the women who wear the least clothes. The prettiest women have always been the ones who dress like a Muslim.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1689 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:12 pm to
Pants say yoga, arse says McDonalds
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16865 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

There always has been an inverse correlation between how unsightly a woman is, and how many clothes she wears in the summertime. The fat and ugly women have always been the women who wear the least clothes. The prettiest women have always been the ones who dress like a Muslim.





Spoken like a 16 year old.


There used to be shame. You'll
have to trust me on this.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23678 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:20 pm to
Hi!

I'm less than svelte and have recently worn spandex out and about... I usually do my errands after my outdoor workout.

If I stick with it, I'll be spandex worthy soon enough.. but still sweaty and stinky after exercising.

All hail my dimples!
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64999 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:24 pm to
'70s tube tops and hot pants FTW.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61197 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:28 pm to
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all women


I have generalization fatigue
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4586 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:29 pm to
When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s average, it’s still pretty good. Overall I think a win for men everywhere.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
22667 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:30 pm to
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have recently worn spandex out and about


Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23678 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:31 pm to
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Night Vision


Feet pics only.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4278 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:39 pm to
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All hail my dimples!


You've got a right to wear it but I've got a right to wish you hadn't.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58981 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:41 pm to
I’m all for it

Let me see that toe!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23678 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 5:43 pm to
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You've got a right to wear it but I've got a right to wish you hadn't.


True.

Unfortunately we aren’t all perfect specimens.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2055 posts
Posted on 6/26/26 at 6:10 pm to
Even the ones who fit well in them…

Was recently at a Chick FIL A and saw a 30’s something Mom wearing spandex tights that revealed deep into her inner cracks and hips.

When a teen, it was my life’s mission to see these things. Now, it shows up while I’m eating waffle fries on a random Wednesday.

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