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re: Italians love them some motor scooters and cigarettes.

Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:18 pm to
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Olive Garden is probably the best restaurant in most American cities with a population of under 200k.



Except in Jxn, MS. The OG is terrible.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55459 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:21 pm to
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This might be the dumbest thing ever posted here.

I’ve spent quite a bit of time in Italy - big cities as well as bucolic country towns - and I’d say Louisiana food is better.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:25 pm to
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Go to Naples, they will frick up some Roman drivers there.


Word. I swear our taxi driver in Naples was on two wheels the entire fare.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8378 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:28 pm to
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Olive Garden is probably the best restaurant in most American cities with a population of under 200k.


False because cities of this size will typically have a Texas Roadhouse. GOAT
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:32 pm to
No bottomless salad at Texas Roadhouse and as I recall it’s actually a pretty good salad.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61430 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:32 pm to
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Except in Louisiana apparently
yeah. I don’t get that. Yes, La has done decent niche dishes. But Italy has a food culture thst makes ours look pretty pathetic.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10259 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:38 pm to
Got 700.00 worth of traffic tickets in the mail when I got home from Italy. After I witnessed those crazy bastards driving, I tore up the tickets. Frick Italy.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39608 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:49 pm to
Well, that's not true.

Italy is pretty fantastic, but Louisiana is really great in the food department ( and not much else).
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:55 pm to
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This might be the dumbest thing ever posted here.
The only surprise is that OweO, Peej, and/or Mingo are not directly involved.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30250 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:14 pm to
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Italy is like the Louisiana of Europe with worse food.

Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12914 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:33 pm to
I was told that scooters are allowed on the interstate now

That being said, I've never seen a group of individuals block and busy intersection and do donuts while waving guns there.

I plan on living there as soon as I hit retirement.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89756 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:35 pm to
Seems like the food thing is right.

Every where I go, even on this board. People say we have the best food.

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63615 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:35 pm to
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regular shampoo


Is bad for your hair and scalp.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 3:16 am to
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700.00 worth of traffic tickets in the mail when I got home from Italy.



They got you on camera?
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8665 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 3:27 am to
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Italy is like the Louisiana of Europe with worse food.


This must be what AI is, and also how the war started.
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
2019 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:31 am to
Italy is a walking contradiction of a country. On one hand you wonder how many of them (Rome especially) survive a normal day without doing something stupid to kill themselves, and on the other hand it’s the same people who created some of the finest art, cars, clothing to have ever existed. Italians are a hot mess.
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
793 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:55 am to
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spent quite a bit of time in Italy - big cities as well as bucolic country towns - and I’d say Louisiana food is better.


Louisiana food is good but what in the hell did eat in Italy? Did someone crap in your pizza?

The street food in Florence is very good. The pork in Umbria is outstanding. I didn’t find ponce but I had some terrific meals.

And the Italian wine is amazing.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 5:56 am to
Shampoo is not necessary. I haven't used shampoo in over 10 years
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14043 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:13 am to
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They generally do not love shampoo. I can't tell you how hard it was today to find a bottle of regular shampoo in Rome.

I also think that 80% of the waiters in the restaurants are Muslim. They are very friendly, but they probably all called in sick for Friday's jihad day (where, as I understand it, they were beaten with clubs by the Polizia... geaux Italy).

But the motor scooters.... OMG. Traffic laws mean nothing to these people. Just speeding street toughs on Vespas. Literally everywhere.


About 10 years ago there was study done that indicated about 85% of the emissions in Rome were due to scooters. They are AWFUL for the environment compared to cars and other modes of transportation. They love 'em though.

Romans are the best drives in the world and it ain't close. They will 6 abreast in a roundabout meant for 2 and no one ever scratches the paint! They can also park a car in the smallest imaginable space.

My son and I spent a month in a tent on a beach in Pisa one summer and every evening we went to what amounts to the boardwalk in Europe (yes, there is a redneck Riveria in Italy too). They had bumper cars there. Thats where they train Italians to drive. Those kids would be 15 bumper cars across in a space not big enough for 10, all going hell bent for leather and nary a scrape of bump. My son, being from the states, put a stop to that idiocy....the first time he drove against the flow of traffic the parents almost died...it got so ugly that had they been Americans we'd have been in a fist fight. Being Europeans all I had to do to back them off is talk loud and give them a dose of crazy eyes. Pretty soon the Italian kids realized that bumping into one another was far funner than not bumping into one another and a damned melee began. The kids thought my son was a genius...I did not have to buy tickets for the rids or an Italian ice the rest of the time we were there...the Italian kids his age had him covered! Even the parents came around somewhat...what choice did they have, they certainly weren't going to face that loud crazy eyed American twice in life....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14043 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:17 am to
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Italy is like the Louisiana of Europe with worse food.





Seriously...and this is going to be CONTROVERSIAL as hell...but Italian food in Italy and French food in France is hot garbage. It is lousy. Olive Garden would hold a footrace with the best restaurants in Italy. The atmosphere in Europe is generally better but the quality of food is not close. Admittedly I haven't eaten at a any Michelin 3 star restaurants but I have eaten at a bunch that were very popular with local middle class patrons and nary a one of them would best a waffle house.
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