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re: Is your wife this loyal?

Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178241 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:36 pm to
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Like the lady in a coma in ICU who responded to vaginal stimulation. Dr told her husband to have sex with her to see if she responded more to it.

Alarms started to go off, guy ran out of the room and said I think she was choking when I was on top of her. Dr said, sir we meant vaginal sex, not oral sex.

Norm told this joke a lot better.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80733 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:45 pm to
Some of this sounds fake.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20698 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:19 pm to
Umm…does she have to bite them?

Can’t be anything else? Has to be a bite?
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3696 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 10:26 pm to
My wife would have had me stripped of my assests before the end of the day, Id be in some gov. home getting my diapers changed and beatings by the "staff"

So no. My wife is not loyal.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24342 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 10:37 pm to
Why does she put a plastic bag on his feet?

He ain't using them, how dirty could they be?

I nibble my hubby's feet for fun... no baggie.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14094 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 12:06 am to
I’m sending this to my wife to put her on notice. (I’m early 40’s, no life insurance).


Will report back.
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