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Posted on 6/4/15 at 7:34 pm to PTBob
Posted on 6/4/15 at 7:40 pm to mikrit54
Old Testament reference to "dog""Dog" was a Hebrew slang word for male homosexual prostitutes. In this case, I things it's more inclusive and means basically immoral people, not literal dogs. So this church is ignorant.
This post was edited on 6/4/15 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 6/4/15 at 7:52 pm to PTBob
quote:They don't even know my dogs. And my cats are even better.
If you think dogs are going to heaven then you need to read revelations 22
Posted on 6/4/15 at 8:04 pm to Lakeboy7
quote:Jesus didn't die dogs, so he disagrees.
Dogs > dumbass christians
Posted on 6/4/15 at 8:34 pm to PTBob
What does it inflame? People who think dogs have souls?
Your yetti cooler won't be with you either.
Your yetti cooler won't be with you either.
This post was edited on 6/4/15 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 6/4/15 at 8:43 pm to Tigah in the ATL
Posted on 6/4/15 at 8:46 pm to PTBob
Anyone that uses their position of power or as a leader in a community in anyway to promote bullshite like this is not a christian group that I would want to be associated with.
What generally happens in any such situation like this is you have a few influential leaders of a church who convince what are generally good people(although likely not all that educated) into believing that this kind of foolishness is their righteous path to heaven.
What generally happens in any such situation like this is you have a few influential leaders of a church who convince what are generally good people(although likely not all that educated) into believing that this kind of foolishness is their righteous path to heaven.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 8:47 pm to Tigah in the ATL
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Your yetti cooler won't be with you either.
Link?
Posted on 6/4/15 at 9:21 pm to PTBob
Revelation was an apocalypse writing. Meaning, allegorical and never meant to be taken literally. People, do the research, and stop thinking you 'know' the future. Everything in Revelation is either past, or speculative, but not gospel.
'Nuff said...
'Nuff said...
Posted on 6/4/15 at 9:27 pm to Sao
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7 days without God makes one weak
Find 4 Catholics find a Fifth.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 9:53 pm to Shamalamadingdong
Never take just one Baptist with you fishing. He'll drink all the beer.
A Baptist's favorite religious joke, closely followed by the people who think that they know what will and won't be in Heaven.
A Baptist's favorite religious joke, closely followed by the people who think that they know what will and won't be in Heaven.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:06 pm to Tigah in the ATL
quote:Do I get to wear the hat so everyone in heaven knows I had one?
Your yetti cooler won't be with you either.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:06 pm to WDE24
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Do I get to wear the hat so everyone in heaven knows I had one?
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:10 pm to PTBob
What is RevelationS 22?
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:10 pm to PTBob
My dogs give zero fricks. They are both atheists.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:12 pm to Tigah in the ATL
No dogs or Yeti coolers? Heaven sounds pretty shitty.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:12 pm to 12
I tried telling my dog that doing it doggy style wouldn't get him to heaven. He wouldn't listen to my advice at all.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:40 pm to PTBob
There will be no sadness or wants in Heaven. If someone wants their dog there, the dog will be there.
Fact is, lots of dogs are better than lots of people.
I could see Jesus liking my old Yellow Lab. Of course, everyone liked Pete, mostly because he liked everyone. Is he in heaven? Don't know, but if he is, he loves to take a ride in the back of a truck. Hopefully Simon Bar-Jonah has a Silverado and will help me out with Pete and truck rides until I get there. He liked Dairy Queen Ice Cream in a bowl, too. Surely there is a Dairy Queen in Heaven. I am certain the Apostle Paul would like Dairy Queen.
Fact is, lots of dogs are better than lots of people.
I could see Jesus liking my old Yellow Lab. Of course, everyone liked Pete, mostly because he liked everyone. Is he in heaven? Don't know, but if he is, he loves to take a ride in the back of a truck. Hopefully Simon Bar-Jonah has a Silverado and will help me out with Pete and truck rides until I get there. He liked Dairy Queen Ice Cream in a bowl, too. Surely there is a Dairy Queen in Heaven. I am certain the Apostle Paul would like Dairy Queen.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 10:48 pm to WDE24
I'm just going to have my body put into one with 8 lbs of ice so in 200 years when they have the ability to bring me back I'm nice and fresh and good to go.
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