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Is this a real Trouser Snake?
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:03 pm
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14463891/man-snake-bite-penis-brazil.html
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14463891/man-snake-bite-penis-brazil.html
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Crocodile Cam, a popular animal conservationist on X, said that the snake was a king cobra, carrying a neurotoxic venom that 'attacks the nerves and can cause paralysis'.
'They have enough venom to kill 20 grown me or one adult elephant and their venom can kill you in as little as 15 minutes.'
The king cobra is not endemic to Brazil
* Deleted the Grok post as it merged 2 different parts of the article together
This post was edited on 3/9/25 at 8:35 am
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:06 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
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Bobby OG Johnson
You summabich
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:07 pm to TheOcean
Can snakes be gay?
This post was edited on 3/8/25 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:08 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
No one has a knife to cut the stupid thing’s head off?
I mean, you’d think someone out of that group would have a knife.
I mean, you’d think someone out of that group would have a knife.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:10 pm to GreenRockTiger
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No one has a knife to cut the stupid thing’s head off?
I mean, you’d think someone out of that group would have a knife.
My first thought too
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:11 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Mere child’s play for tigrrrdad.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:13 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
It was my fault for playing the video, but if I have a nightmare tonight about a snake biting my dick, I'm going to hunt the OP down and beat his arse
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:17 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
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Trouser Snakes
My old fantasy football team name
This post was edited on 3/8/25 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:17 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Someone clip that dudes nails
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:18 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
And the twitter comments were legit.

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Doc tells dudes buddy “ You must suck the poison out”!. buddy rides back to tell friend -“doc says your gonna die”

Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:20 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
That things gonna be bigger than it's ever been.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:30 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Cobra? I read where they don’t do a quick bite like vipers, they hold and chew. F.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:31 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
I’m just saying… at some point, I’m going to start biting that MFer back.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:32 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Irony is the shirt he is wearing
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:38 pm to Havoc
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Cobra? I read where they don’t do a quick bite like vipers, they hold and chew. F.
Asked Grok
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The X post links to a viral video from Brazil showing a man bitten on the penis by a snake, likely a king cobra, causing severe pain and requiring emergency medical treatment, as reported by the Daily Mail on March 5, 2025.
The incident occurred in Pantanal, Brazil, and involved significant tissue damage, leading to surgical reconstruction using groin tissue after the man was repatriated to the Netherlands for further treatment.
The timing of the post on March 8, 2025, coincides with International Women's Day, adding an ironic twist noted by some users, though the event itself is unrelated to the holiday.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:41 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
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bitten on the penis by a snake, likely a king cobra, causing severe pain and requiring emergency medical treatment
That will ruin your weekend
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