Started By
Message

Is this a real Trouser Snake?

Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:03 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:03 pm
SIAP


Link to DM

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14463891/man-snake-bite-penis-brazil.html
quote:

Crocodile Cam, a popular animal conservationist on X, said that the snake was a king cobra, carrying a neurotoxic venom that 'attacks the nerves and can cause paralysis'.

'They have enough venom to kill 20 grown me or one adult elephant and their venom can kill you in as little as 15 minutes.'

The king cobra is not endemic to Brazil



* Deleted the Grok post as it merged 2 different parts of the article together
This post was edited on 3/9/25 at 8:35 am
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
44338 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
8180 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

Bobby OG Johnson


You summabich
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
36380 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:07 pm to
Can snakes be gay?
This post was edited on 3/8/25 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

You summabich
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53328 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:08 pm to
No one has a knife to cut the stupid thing’s head off?

I mean, you’d think someone out of that group would have a knife.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

No one has a knife to cut the stupid thing’s head off?

I mean, you’d think someone out of that group would have a knife.


My first thought too
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10906 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:11 pm to
Mere child’s play for tigrrrdad.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35269 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:13 pm to
It was my fault for playing the video, but if I have a nightmare tonight about a snake biting my dick, I'm going to hunt the OP down and beat his arse
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4397 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Trouser Snakes


My old fantasy football team name
This post was edited on 3/8/25 at 10:19 pm
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
14839 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:17 pm to
Someone clip that dudes nails
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35269 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:18 pm to
And the twitter comments were legit.

quote:

Doc tells dudes buddy “ You must suck the poison out”!. buddy rides back to tell friend -“doc says your gonna die”


Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
8180 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

LSUGrad9295


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130114 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:20 pm to
That things gonna be bigger than it's ever been.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34111 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:30 pm to
Cobra? I read where they don’t do a quick bite like vipers, they hold and chew. F.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12440 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:31 pm to
I’m just saying… at some point, I’m going to start biting that MFer back.
Posted by JperiodCperiod
Member since Aug 2022
64 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:32 pm to
Irony is the shirt he is wearing
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Cobra? I read where they don’t do a quick bite like vipers, they hold and chew. F.


Asked Grok

quote:

The X post links to a viral video from Brazil showing a man bitten on the penis by a snake, likely a king cobra, causing severe pain and requiring emergency medical treatment, as reported by the Daily Mail on March 5, 2025.

The incident occurred in Pantanal, Brazil, and involved significant tissue damage, leading to surgical reconstruction using groin tissue after the man was repatriated to the Netherlands for further treatment.

The timing of the post on March 8, 2025, coincides with International Women's Day, adding an ironic twist noted by some users, though the event itself is unrelated to the holiday.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5306 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

bitten on the penis by a snake, likely a king cobra, causing severe pain and requiring emergency medical treatment

That will ruin your weekend
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram