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re: Is There Anything More Uncomfortable Than The Couch in Labor and Delivery?
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:09 am to OleVaught14
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:09 am to OleVaught14
In hindsight the couch is far more comfortable than what your SO is going through.
When my son was born my ex was in labor for 20 hours, if I started to fall asleep she would pelt me with ice from the ice bucket she had to crunch on.
When my son was born my ex was in labor for 20 hours, if I started to fall asleep she would pelt me with ice from the ice bucket she had to crunch on.
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:12 am to 777Tiger
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I think it’s been scientifically proven that a woman giving birth feels almost as much pain as we do when hit in the nuts.
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but we don't forever have to remind you that it's the most excruciating pain there is and men just can't fathom how painful it is
They say that. But counter with the fact that it’s very common for women who’ve already given birth once to willingly do it again multiple times.
Try finding a guy who’s been hit the nut who wants to do it again.
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 9:14 am
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:14 am to Darth_Vader
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They say that. But counter with the fact that it’s very common for women who’ve already given birth once to willingly do it again multiple times.
Try finding a guy who’s been hit the nut want to do it again.
yep, got to keep a pain score card to keep reminding you
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:16 am to OleVaught14
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Is There Anything More Uncomfortable Than The Couch in Labor and Delivery?
Make sure to set up your gaming system and make uncomfortable sex jokes to the nurses to hit the trifecta!
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:21 am to Hogwarts
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The worst is them coming in the room every hour and waking you up checking vitals amiright
And telling you to try and get some rest.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:24 am to OleVaught14
I don't know what the standard is but we had couch and a recliner in our room. I tried to stay awake but those twins wouldn't come out until 10 am the next day.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:34 am to OleVaught14
I’m taking notes as we are expecting our first in two weeks
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:44 am to OleVaught14
For a guy.
Go back to the 90s when you got the "reclining" chair. Today's utes are wussies.
The prior generation wasnt even allowed in the room.....maybe they got it right:)
Go back to the 90s when you got the "reclining" chair. Today's utes are wussies.
The prior generation wasnt even allowed in the room.....maybe they got it right:)
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:47 am to OleVaught14
the worst part is the man-hating nurses
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:50 am to OleVaught14
Chairs in any doctor's waiting room.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:53 am to Sam Quint
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the worst part is the man-hating nurses
Yes
I was treated like a dumb child that was a nuisance in the room.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:55 am to CatfishJohn
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I was treated like a dumb child that was a nuisance in the room.
they always seem to take that attitude towards the one responsible for financing the whole deal
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:55 am to OleVaught14
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There Anything More Uncomfortable Than The Couch in Labor and Delivery?
You’re banging the wrong nurses
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:57 am to Hogwarts
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The worst is them coming in the room every hour and waking you up checking vitals amiright
I almost murdered one of the nipple nazis that decided to pop in and see if we needed any guidance or wanted any information about breastfeeding at 5:00 in morning about 20 minutes after my wife finally was able to get some sleep after about 20 solid hours of being awake and in labor. I asked her nicely to leave, but she pressed on about the importance. It was the one time I couldn't muster any kindness, I broke and told her we already had kids, knew the deal and told her to frick off.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:01 am to OleVaught14
Make sure to tell your wife this. Several times.
She will understand.
She will understand.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:13 am to Hogwarts
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The worst is them coming in the room every hour and waking you up checking vitals amiright
This.
The couches aren't the most comfortable in the world. But unless you are a giant pussy, they are comfortable enough on which to get some sleep when you are really tired....until someone keeps popping in every 45 minutes to check on mom and baby.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:13 am to CatfishJohn
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Yes
I was treated like a dumb child that was a nuisance in the room.
it's a universal experience for men. and honestly, i kind of get it to an extent, i'm sure those nurses have seen a LOT of sorry arse men. but it doesnt make it any less irritating when it's you.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:20 am to 777Tiger
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he said make yourself comfortable, we'll come get you when it's time
Your wife let you get away with that?
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:22 am to LemmyLives
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Your wife let you get away with that?
just following doctor's orders
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