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Is there anything better than a butt-scratching fart?

Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:28 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51574 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:28 am
When you don’t even know your butthole itches but then you fart and it’s such a big, cheek-rattling fart that it scratches the butthole. Those are one of life‘s most amazing little surprises!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:29 am to
pics?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:29 am to
Doing it in a crowded elevator
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:29 am to
Yes, not shite dusting your pants and getting itchy butt
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104442 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:30 am to
When my butthole itches, I know about it.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12405 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:32 am to
Having an itchy butthole is trashy
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:32 am to
Or when you think you sharted and get to the bathroom and nothing is in there....the ultimate relief.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20233 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:34 am to
It is truly one of the unsaid treasures of life
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:34 am to
quote:

When you don’t even know your butthole itches but then you fart and it’s such a big, cheek-rattling fart that it scratches the butthole
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:34 am to
Sex
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:35 am to
Yea those are nice. Taking a dump and it comes out so fast there’s nothing to wipe is the best. I only get 1-2 every few years but they happen. Obviously you have to wipe a time or 2 to make sure but you don’t have to do the typical bunch of wiping till the TP is clear. Ain’t nobody got time for that
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:39 am to
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I only get 1-2 every few years


Lol
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51574 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:40 am to
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pics?



I look similar to this. Believe me, not even the weirdest, most fricked up person wants to see my butthole!
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:40 am to
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Lol


Well mine are usually slow and painful but that’s my fetish so whatever
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 8:41 am
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Yea those are nice. Taking a dump and it comes out so fast there’s nothing to wipe is the best. I only get 1-2 every few years but they happen. Obviously you have to wipe a time or 2 to make sure but you don’t have to do the typical bunch of wiping till the TP is clear. Ain’t nobody got time for that


Also related to the popular "clean break".
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34324 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:46 am to
How fat are you?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:48 am to
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When you don’t even know your butthole itches 
Subtle you have a loose booty brag??
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:48 am to
No I hear you and they’re great
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:48 am to
Shitty thread
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7349 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:32 am to
Never realized it till now but Austin Powers' chest hair is shaved in the shape of a cock and balls.
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