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Is there anything better than a butt-scratching fart?
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:28 am
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:28 am
When you don’t even know your butthole itches but then you fart and it’s such a big, cheek-rattling fart that it scratches the butthole. Those are one of life‘s most amazing little surprises!
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:29 am to TDsngumbo
Doing it in a crowded elevator
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:29 am to TDsngumbo
Yes, not shite dusting your pants and getting itchy butt
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:30 am to TDsngumbo
When my butthole itches, I know about it.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:32 am to TDsngumbo
Having an itchy butthole is trashy
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:32 am to TDsngumbo
Or when you think you sharted and get to the bathroom and nothing is in there....the ultimate relief.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:34 am to TDsngumbo
It is truly one of the unsaid treasures of life
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:34 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
When you don’t even know your butthole itches but then you fart and it’s such a big, cheek-rattling fart that it scratches the butthole

Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:35 am to TDsngumbo
Yea those are nice. Taking a dump and it comes out so fast there’s nothing to wipe is the best. I only get 1-2 every few years but they happen. Obviously you have to wipe a time or 2 to make sure but you don’t have to do the typical bunch of wiping till the TP is clear. Ain’t nobody got time for that
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:39 am to windshieldman
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I only get 1-2 every few years
Lol
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:40 am to MorbidTheClown
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pics?
I look similar to this. Believe me, not even the weirdest, most fricked up person wants to see my butthole!

Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:40 am to Richard Flagget
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Lol
Well mine are usually slow and painful but that’s my fetish so whatever
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 8:41 am
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:46 am to windshieldman
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Yea those are nice. Taking a dump and it comes out so fast there’s nothing to wipe is the best. I only get 1-2 every few years but they happen. Obviously you have to wipe a time or 2 to make sure but you don’t have to do the typical bunch of wiping till the TP is clear. Ain’t nobody got time for that
Also related to the popular "clean break".
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:48 am to TDsngumbo
quote:Subtle you have a loose booty brag??
When you don’t even know your butthole itches
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:48 am to windshieldman
No I hear you and they’re great
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:32 am to TDsngumbo
Never realized it till now but Austin Powers' chest hair is shaved in the shape of a cock and balls.
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