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re: Is there any pain like walking into your trailer hitch?

Posted on 6/16/17 at 6:50 am to
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 6:50 am to
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Gout says hello.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - men
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2084 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 6:52 am to
High and inside fastball to the rib cage.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71672 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 6:52 am to
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Is there any pain like walking into your trailer hitch?


very few. and it's one of those ... "oh sit that's gonna hurt" occasions when it takes a few seconds for the pain to hit.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32859 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Is there any pain like walking into your trailer hitch?


You've obviously never passed a kidney stone. I'll take a bruised shin any day over having my dick feel like it's being flayed and turned inside out again.
Posted by GEAUXBS
Simpsonville, SC
Member since Sep 2004
78 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:03 am to
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:05 am to
I bought this one and no more busted shins or holes in the garage wall.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:28 am to
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Stepping on a lego in you heel while walking to the bathroom in your dark hallway in the middle of the night.


Came here to say this!

I've had kidney stones and multiple meetings between my knees and hitches. As for short term pain, the lego ranks right up there.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30622 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:35 am to
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Is there any pain like walking into your trailer hitch


The mental pain of walking into your trailer house.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19354 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:39 am to
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I massacred my shin this morning and briefly thought I was going to die


Either you drive a lowrider or you're 12' tall. I'm 6'3" and I've only ever run into the hitch with my thigh.

Is your tibia a mile long?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18760 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:40 am to


Growing up, our house had two of these. Catching your toe in the grill would fillet the skin off it.

The next most painful thing is catching your toe on the metal bed leg.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:40 am to
Hitting your shin on metal footrests at the gym. Yowza.
Posted by Skywalker
St. George
Member since Jul 2010
1253 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:41 am to
Hot Wheel firetruck...when you pick up your foot and its still stuck in it.
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4154 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:42 am to
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Step on a fricking Lego block barefoot and you'll have your answer.


Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1513 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:45 am to
I backed my truck in to a space by an ice cream shop one day. Sat there eating my Founder's Favorite and watched 3 people run right into my trailer hitch.

I should have set up a camera because it was hilarious. This one woman in her 50s was leaving the Whole Foods next door and smashed it. She went straight Antifa as she hobbled to her Prius cussing about trucks.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71672 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:46 am to
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I've only ever run into the hitch with my thigh.



WTF?
Posted by witty alias
Member since Nov 2012
1649 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:47 am to
I had gout in my knee and it's the worst pain I've ever had. And it lasted for days.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60767 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:48 am to
I can't stand it when douchebags with these huge hitches back their trucks into a parking spot only to have their hitch take up half the sidewalk.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67985 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:51 am to
Anal fissure rape with a lemon covered broken glass mercury thermometer
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10789 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:52 am to
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I massacred my shin this morning and briefly thought I was going to die



Dude you need like 100 upvotes to ease your pain. To answer your question though, kidney stones and hitting your thumb with a hammer are in discussions as well.

Also, take that damn thing out when you aren't pulling something.
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
2066 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:52 am to
Step on one of my dogs hard arse bone shards on my heel in my foot with plantar fasciitis. Folded up like a bitch on the floor.
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