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Is it now a thing for the husband to run to his parents after a fight?

Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:43 pm
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:43 pm
Wife (no pics) got a call from a friend (no pics) today.

Wife's friend and friend's husband have been trying to have kids, but they've been unsuccessful. She got checked out this week and the Dr. said there was nothing wrong with her. She asks husband to get checked out and he refuses. He says there's nothing to worry about and they should wait a little bit longer. She presses, and he admits to a chewing tobacco 'habit'. A 'habit' which he claimed to have stopped months before their marriage as a prerequisite to getting married. A 'habit' which occurs 3x a day and which he has hidden from her for the duration of the marriage. Well, chewing tobacco, especially using it that frequently, can lower fertility. Fight ensues. He calls out of work, leaves the house, and drives to his parents.

I've heard of women doing that (hell, there have probably been 100 songs about that this decade), but a guy doing that? What the frick?
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:44 pm to
Where's his wife at
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16029 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:44 pm to
He sounds like a bitch


Must be a Democrat
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64537 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:44 pm to
How did he hide that habit?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179857 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
Divorce imminent
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99034 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
Only a thing with pussies like this guy


Good chance his wife turns up pregnant even if he isn't fertile
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
His wife is home alone and wants to get pregnant. If you aren't going to get off your bitch arse and take care of business, give us her address and let the men go to work.
Posted by thibtigerfan
Thibodaux
Member since Aug 2006
2460 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
I know a dude this story could be replicated by in the next few years.....so I'm in
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
Obviously offer to step in, take one for the team, and act as a surrogate.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42587 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
How do you hide a dip habit? Those baws always have their nasty spit cups all over the place.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:47 pm to
The last place I would go to is my mom's house after I fight.. She would ask questions and I don't tell her anything. I'd end up at a friend's house or somewhere I can BS around and not think about it.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:47 pm to
I bet his breath smells like a dumpster
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:47 pm to
frick that shite, if I get in a fight with Mrs P I'm calling her parents. What the frick can my parents do about it?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:48 pm to
Dipping makes you infertile?

Didn't work for me.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:48 pm to
Everytime I have had a fight with any of my wives or girlfriends, my parents were right up there on the list of people I did not want to talk to.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

(no pics)


well, this is disappointing
Posted by thibtigerfan
Thibodaux
Member since Aug 2006
2460 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:49 pm to
some of these guys are surprisingly good at hiding that dipping habit


The real question is which is worse:
Hiding from your wife that you have a dipping habit?
Or running to your parents after a fight?

Both bitch moves IMO
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64537 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

A 'habit' which he claimed to have stopped months before their marriage as a prerequisite to getting married.


lol. Wait, so was he the one wanting to get married, and she agreed only on quitting the dip being a condition precedent to the marriage. Your baw sounds like a pus. It doesn't surprise me that he is at his parents now.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:50 pm to
I will give her child.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:51 pm to
If I'm running to my parents during a fight, it's to get my daddy so he can whoop your arse too
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