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is it just me or is every girl that has ever done color guard either fat or a sl

Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:13 pm
Or a combo of the 2. I swear if a girl tells me she was in color guard she's been with at least 10 guys.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40396 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:14 pm to
You have low standards

ETA: and you're probably fat
This post was edited on 10/29/16 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87726 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:15 pm to
I bet you have a "git r done" sticker
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:16 pm to
Sorry your ole lady is fat and a sl.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42587 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:35 pm to
those are the girls who are either too ugly or not coordinated enough to be cheerleaders
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40986 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

I swear if a girl tells me she was in color guard she's been with at least 10 guys.


10 GUYS??!!?!?! OH NO!!!!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:53 pm to
Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:

been with at least 10 guys.
And you were probably kin to all of them.

tl/dr- Post less
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6319 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 2:56 pm to
Derp.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116440 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

10 guys


I guess this is considered a lot when you live in the meteropliptic wasteland that is arkansas.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 3:18 pm to
Where you see problem, I see opportunity. Being in color guard shows that she desires approval but doesn't have quite the talent to be a cheerleader etc. That's an easy angle for a guy to work.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 3:29 pm to
Watching the Alabama game last week and they cut to whatever they call the dance line. There was a second tier group behind them in the stands and I wished I could have captured the image an posted it on here. The dance line was OT6+ and the others were OT4-. They have to be willing because they aren't getting picked for their looks
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15814 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I swear if a girl tells me she was in color guard


Let me guess. This happened at band camp
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 5:18 pm to
Color guard like ROTC

Or

Flag team?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16791 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 5:25 pm to
Sometimes they put the freshman majorettes on the color guard. Those usually aren't fat. They are band members, so definitely still sloots.
This post was edited on 10/29/16 at 5:26 pm
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16672 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:16 pm to
I know a former LSU color guard girl who is nice as can be, attractive, slim, and a good catholic girl in every sense.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

she's been with at least 10 guys


Hell most LSU fans have been with at least 10 guys
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