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Is Coronavirus fulfilling Biblical Prophecy?

Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:40 am
Posted by boudinman
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:40 am
Luke 21:11

quote:

And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.


This post was edited on 3/16/20 at 8:41 am
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:40 am to
No
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:41 am to
Did Bubonic Plague, Spanish Flu, West Nile, or H1N1 fulfill prophecy?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:41 am to
Yes.

The Book of Ludicrus. Chapter 3. Verse 50.
Posted by Pastalaya
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
816 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:42 am to
Let me save you a lifetime of wonder....

That whole book is just a bunch of made up stuff.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:42 am to
Yes, I believe I can remember the exact passage.

quote:

And verily, the great plague befallen on thy people and thy people turn out to be stupid assholes that hoard all ye toilet paper.

And God look down upon thy people from Heaven and slappeth his forehead and sayeth "Seriously, what the frick?!?"
This post was edited on 3/16/20 at 8:46 am
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:42 am to
Just my .02, it will be something much worse than a mild flu when the end times come.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:44 am to
Too obvious.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Just my .02, it will be something much worse than a mild flu when the end times come.


The seventh bowl judgment (the last one) almost appears to resemble Earth being hit by either an asteroid breaking up in the atmosphere or a straight-on comet hit.

And yet men will still refuse to repent, and curse God in that day.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:48 am to
JFC............... stop it. No. All events in the Bible have already taken place and events have come to pass except for just one.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43335 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:49 am to
The only prophecy Coronavirus is fulfilling is the one in Idiocracy.

But we've been headed in that direction for a few years anyway.



Posted by blzr
Keeneland
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:50 am to
You’re an idiot
Posted by deaux
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:51 am to
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Let me save you a lifetime of wonder....

That whole book is just a bunch of made up stuff.


History and a host of scholars disagree.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:52 am to
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5045 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:53 am to
quote:

The seventh bowl judgment (the last one) almost appears to resemble Earth being hit by either an asteroid breaking up in the atmosphere or a straight-on comet hit.

And yet men will still refuse to repent, and curse God in that day.


If an asteroid is screaming toward earth, I'm certainly rooting for an invisible sky wizard to save us.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56240 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:54 am to
Just to get on the safe side, I’ve smeared lamb blood over my doors.

You can’t be too careful, ya know.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:55 am to
The world ended when they canceled the NCAA tournament,
Posted by Quidam65
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Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:58 am to
quote:

If an asteroid is screaming toward earth, I'm certainly rooting for an invisible sky wizard to save us.


Provided we know it's coming.

Remember the Chelyabinsk meteor? Nobody knew it was coming, then it exploded.
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