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Is assisting a dolphin to masturbate considered animal abuse?

Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:00 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:00 pm
Dutch prosecutors says no

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The video (which we have chosen not to publish), shows a worker masturbate the dolphin before giving him a piece of fish.


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But Dutch prosecutors said in a statement: ‘The sexual act with the dolphin is performed in the context of training the dolphin for the release of sperm as part of a breeding program.

‘The act was conducted by a scientist in the context of scientific research that focuses on this breeding program.’


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94691 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:01 pm to
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worker masturbate the dolphin


thought this was known as a handjob
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:01 pm to
No different than letting a horse cum in one of those pouches.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:01 pm to
Any room for advancement with this job?
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:01 pm to
There's video for you to enjoy
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94691 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:02 pm to
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There's video for you to enjoy


no thanks.

after seeing that woman give a horse a BJ and almost choking on its cum i think i'm done with animal/human videos for a lifetime.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:03 pm to
Hijack/


Thought I saw you yesterday. A Cutie and I swung in and caught 2 purp dranks on our way to Cosimo's

/Hijack
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:03 pm to
Can you imagine how stressed animals are in captivity? Maybe they should all get handjobs.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:04 pm to
Where would you have seen such an awful thing?

Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:04 pm to
you can't have animals start associating humans with handjobs or else zoos everywhere would get pretty hostile.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:05 pm to
#FreeWilly
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:05 pm to
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you can't have animals start associating humans with handjobs or else zoos everywhere would get pretty hostile.



Sounds like an opportunity to up the price of admission, if you ask me.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13733 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:07 pm to
They should only allow women to perform this training exercise so the dolphins don't have to be gay.

Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:07 pm to
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2 purp dranks


I was only there for about 5 mins yesterday around noon. I had to notarize some papers.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:12 pm to
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Sounds like an opportunity to up the price of admission, if you ask me.


I mean, who wouldn't want to jerk off a lion? amiright?
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82755 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:15 pm to
So he was flogging the dolphin??
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
3071 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:24 pm to
Bet all of the isolated animals love him.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:37 pm to
frick a breeding program. this is necessary to keep them nasty dolphins from dragging our women into rape caves.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10578 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:42 pm to
You still post here?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:45 pm to
So this dolphin gets a hand job and some fish afterwards? I can't even get my chick to make me a sandwich afterwards. She just goes to sleep.
This post was edited on 3/14/16 at 1:47 pm
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