Introducing the Pit Diaper, the first mosh pit diaper, from Liquid Death and Depends

This is just what Richard Christie has been waiting for.

If you want to get the shite kicked out of you in the pit, do we have the product for you!

They ought to call it shite in the Pit

For homos with flaccid sphincters.

Hell, those old bastards at the Willie Nelson concert I went to a couple years back need their rhinestone version of this. I'm confident I had the only normal sized prostate out of the whole damn lot. I may or may not have pissed in a flower pot instead of waiting in a line with 100 AARP members.

I think Trump should ban liquid death because it’s a product for the “cool sober crowd”

Just drink a coors banquet like a real man

that's a lot of feces