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re: India Culture and their Left Hand
Posted on 12/31/18 at 7:44 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/31/18 at 7:44 pm to shutterspeed
This thread has me in tears!!!
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Posted on 12/31/18 at 7:47 pm to Clark W Griswold
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am 39 and just learned a few years that some Americans stand up to wipe. So I did research and found out 30% of the population did it. This still amazes me.
I did this for far too long. I cannot express how much more efficient it is to stay seated and reach around.
It's night a day, 30%.
You can give me all the "well I keep em spread and bend" bullshite you want, but it's just better seated.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 7:51 pm to Clark W Griswold
Indians are fricking disgusting. They shite in the street and use left hand instead of toilet paper
Posted on 12/31/18 at 7:59 pm to wasteland
There is no way this isn’t true. I’ve always assumed this to be an old wives tale. I work with a bunch of Indians and they don’t smell like shite to me.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:01 pm to supadave3
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I work with a bunch of Indians and they don’t smell like shite to me.
I work with several too. They are pretty normal people.
What do they do when they have a particularly nasty shite that requires like 1/3 of the roll?
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:50 pm to Clark W Griswold
I’ve been to India several times. They actually have water hand sprayers installed next to toilets. These are similar to what we use with our kitchen sinks. I think you do a lot better job cleaning shite off your butt with this method than toilet paper.
Middle East has the same custom.
Don’t knock it until you tried it.
Indians as a group are incredibly nice decent people. Traveling in India is really fun.
Middle East has the same custom.
Don’t knock it until you tried it.
Indians as a group are incredibly nice decent people. Traveling in India is really fun.
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:51 pm to supadave3
They are using water too.
The ME and some Asian countries have bidets or French toilets with a water hose nearby. Here, they'll use water bottles to pour down their crack as they wipe.
Also, they will blot dry after they finish.
The ME and some Asian countries have bidets or French toilets with a water hose nearby. Here, they'll use water bottles to pour down their crack as they wipe.
Also, they will blot dry after they finish.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:53 pm to TSLG
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Here, they'll use water bottles to pour down their crack as they wipe. Also, they will blot dry after they finish.
You seem to have put some study into this.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:57 pm to shutterspeed
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You seem to have put some study into this.
I get an obscene amount of pussy, and my homo arse likes pillow talk.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:09 pm to Clark W Griswold
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I am 39 and just learned a few years that some Americans stand up to wipe. So I did research and found out 30% of the population did it. This still amazes me.
Wait a second. You’re telling me that only 30% of the pop only stands up to wipe their arse? I was taught to stand and wipe, also use my left hand to spread me butt cheeks for a better more thorough wipe.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:11 pm to Bustedsack
They do it in Indonesia as well. Most rooms I stayed in even had a kitchen sink sprayer hooked up by the toilet for a red neck bidet feel.
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:21 pm to Clark W Griswold
I read an interview with Saddam prison guard and he did the same even though he had access to toilet paper.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:48 pm to HueyP
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I’ve been to India several times. They actually have water hand sprayers installed next to toilets. These are similar to what we use with our kitchen sinks. I think you do a lot better job cleaning shite off your butt with this method than toilet paper.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:06 pm to BRgetthenet
Doesn't everybody wipe with their right hand?
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:13 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:25 pm to Bustedsack
People that stand up to wipe are weird as frick. Try it sitting down and you’ll never go back.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:29 pm to Bustedsack
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Wait a second. You’re telling me that only 30% of the pop only stands up to wipe their arse? I was taught to stand and wipe, also use my left hand to spread me butt cheeks for a better more thorough wipe.
Man, trust me. You need to switch to the sit down side.
Just lean forward, wrap around with your dominant hand, you can still do your cheek maneuver if you you'd like. Lean forward and wipe.
***Pro tip***
On your first wipe, hit it with a scooping action, with whatever finger you normally do your detail work while dangling 18" over the toilet. Depending on the results, hit it with another scoop.
***Pro tip 2***
If you're getting shite on your drawers, you ain't doing something right. It might be lack of cleanliness or lack of maintenance, but something is off.
Get rid of your arse hair, clean your arse well in the shower (get a arse loofah or cloth), and wipe good to keep your ole lady from clowning on your dirty arse.
Down vote away you "I just blow it off with the shower wand" and "it just happens; you can't help it" baws.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:31 pm to TSLG
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Man, trust me. You need to switch to the sit down side.
I've always been a stander. It's not really a full stand. More like an offensive lineman pass blocking
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 11:33 pm
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:40 pm to HueyP
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Indians as a group are incredibly nice decent people. Traveling in India is really fun.
Wow, sanity prevails on the OT
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:44 pm to TSLG
I need a video tutorial.
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