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In order to respect the Paris agreement you can shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:55 am
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:55 am
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In order to respect the Paris agreement and save the planet, an ideal citizen must:
• Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
• Stop playing video games
• Buy three shirts max per year and two trousers
• 2 hours max of streaming per day
They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV
LINK
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:56 am to stout
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3 times per week
How is showering more going to help?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
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Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to stout
My French is a little rusty.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:58 am to stout
That French publication written in the French language is meant for the average American, yeah?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:58 am to Jay Are
Google has this cool tool that translates whole pages
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:59 am to Jay Are
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That French publication written in the French language is meant for the average American, yeah?
You're aware the potato re-enrolled us into that bullshite agreement, yea?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:59 am to stout
The OT would never survive:
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The "ideal" consumer in the eyes of the Paris Agreement would only make a short plane ride each year, drive no more than 5,000 kilometers a year, and would skip red meat, beer and coffee. The good news is that 120 trees would be enough to offset its emissions. Always better than burning a candle.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:01 am to Issa Honk
Politicians and other elites can have red meat bc they know how to consume it responsibly unlike us. You know, like the mask mandates.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:02 am to stout
It's a good thing I don't respect the Paris agreement.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to stout
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They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV
It's the "do as I say, not do as I do" crowd.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to stout
• Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
- Piss off. I'll shower twice a day now
• Stop playing video games
- Hahaha frick off
• Buy three shirts max per year and two trousers
- They misspelled "per month"
• 2 hours max of streaming per day
- I already do this, so not a problem.
- Piss off. I'll shower twice a day now
• Stop playing video games
- Hahaha frick off
• Buy three shirts max per year and two trousers
- They misspelled "per month"
• 2 hours max of streaming per day
- I already do this, so not a problem.
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 10:04 am
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:04 am to stout
3 times is good for me, especially in the winter. My skin is dry enough already. I also pee in there to to help out.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:05 am to Jay Are
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hat French publication written in the French language is meant for the average American, yeah?
Do you really need this explained to you?
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 10:06 am
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:34 am to 9Fiddy
I’m just going to leave my shower on 24/7 now. No need to wait 10 seconds for it to warm up before I take my pre and post meal showers.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:36 am to stout
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save the planet
Sorry, that's above my pay grade.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:42 am to stout
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They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV
No you can’t drive 10 minutes to go to work, it’s dangerous! Meet on zoom!
Oh shite baws! It’s climate activism time! Let’s round up the private jets to fly across the globe to party and lecture the plebs about how they are the problem!
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:46 am to stout
LOL I hit three in a day at least once last Summer.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:50 am to stout
How about 3.42 mins every day?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:52 am to stout
BowlJackson and mmmbeer can not wait for this reality
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