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In order to respect the Paris agreement you can shower three times per week, max 8 minutes

Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:55 am
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167200 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:55 am
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In order to respect the Paris agreement and save the planet, an ideal citizen must:

• Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
• Stop playing video games
• Buy three shirts max per year and two trousers
• 2 hours max of streaming per day


They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV


LINK
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11315 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:56 am to
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3 times per week


How is showering more going to help?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to
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Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes


Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6757 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:57 am to
My French is a little rusty.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
4837 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:58 am to
That French publication written in the French language is meant for the average American, yeah?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167200 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:58 am to
Google has this cool tool that translates whole pages
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:59 am to
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That French publication written in the French language is meant for the average American, yeah?




You're aware the potato re-enrolled us into that bullshite agreement, yea?
Posted by Issa Honk
Let's Go Brandon
Member since Apr 2021
1081 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 9:59 am to
The OT would never survive:

quote:

The "ideal" consumer in the eyes of the Paris Agreement would only make a short plane ride each year, drive no more than 5,000 kilometers a year, and would skip red meat, beer and coffee. The good news is that 120 trees would be enough to offset its emissions. Always better than burning a candle.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:01 am to
Politicians and other elites can have red meat bc they know how to consume it responsibly unlike us. You know, like the mask mandates.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101917 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:02 am to
It's a good thing I don't respect the Paris agreement.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119082 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to
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They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV


It's the "do as I say, not do as I do" crowd.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64038 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:03 am to
• Shower three times per week, max 8 minutes
- Piss off. I'll shower twice a day now

• Stop playing video games
- Hahaha frick off

• Buy three shirts max per year and two trousers
- They misspelled "per month"

• 2 hours max of streaming per day
- I already do this, so not a problem.
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 10:04 am
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7494 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:04 am to
3 times is good for me, especially in the winter. My skin is dry enough already. I also pee in there to to help out.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260210 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:05 am to
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hat French publication written in the French language is meant for the average American, yeah?



Do you really need this explained to you?
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 10:06 am
Posted by BatonScrewedTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
186 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:34 am to
I’m just going to leave my shower on 24/7 now. No need to wait 10 seconds for it to warm up before I take my pre and post meal showers.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53854 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:36 am to
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save the planet

Sorry, that's above my pay grade.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35003 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:42 am to
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They flew 400 private jets to Glasgow in order to tell you to stop showering and watching TV


No you can’t drive 10 minutes to go to work, it’s dangerous! Meet on zoom!

Oh shite baws! It’s climate activism time! Let’s round up the private jets to fly across the globe to party and lecture the plebs about how they are the problem!
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:46 am to
LOL I hit three in a day at least once last Summer.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23899 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:50 am to
How about 3.42 mins every day?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112594 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 10:52 am to
BowlJackson and mmmbeer can not wait for this reality
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