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Posted on 10/18/21 at 12:53 am to Jim Rockford
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I know retired Marine Corps helicopter pilot who's nearly eighty. He's rail thin but his handshake is like a vise. I'm convinced it's from those years of fighting the cyclic.
I had my hand almost crushed by a 93 year old at a funeral, he worked on oil rigs most of his life.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 1:28 am to footswitch
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You ain't old enough yet
Posted on 10/18/21 at 2:00 am to cubsfan5150
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I'm convinced that you have to have a son that makes you rage for old man strength
Yes!!! My dad has three sons, we drive him up a wall and he has the old man strength of a mammoth
Posted on 10/18/21 at 4:33 am to lsu xman
Walk into your office then walk up to your boss, man hopefully, punch them in the nose. If they fall immediately then you have earned "Old man Strength". Hopefully you have gained this level up because you will need it in jail.
This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 4:34 am
Posted on 10/18/21 at 6:07 am to FLObserver
Old man strength doesn’t kick in till about 65-70.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 6:17 am to lsu xman
I don’t think you can have old man strength if you’ve never had any strength at all.
Old man strength is pretty much your ‘ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once, as I ever was’.
Old man strength is pretty much your ‘ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once, as I ever was’.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 6:27 am to lsu xman
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I do have a lifted truck.
You know the rules.
How big are them truck nuts?
Pics?
This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 6:27 am
Posted on 10/18/21 at 6:30 am to Jim Rockford
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know retired Marine Corps helicopter pilot who's nearly eighty. He's rail thin but his handshake is like a vise. I'm convinced it's from those years of fighting the cyclic.
Grip strength increases with age. I see it in strength sports a lot. Guys can’t squats or bench as much as they used to, but put them on a Hercules hold, and they dominate. Marcus Felix is in his 50s. No body out grips him.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:28 am to Abstract Queso Dip
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Old man strength happened to me at around 25-28...
25-28? What? Baw got no grey in his beard at 28. Might have just been puberty.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:36 am to lsu xman
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I do have a lifted truck.
Should already have plenty of retard strength
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:04 am to lsu xman
“Old Man Strength” comes from actually doing manual, busting arse labor for 40 years and looking like a normal person.
But in all actuality, that person has the strength of 1 paper pusher a year so the strength of 40 people like yourself.
You don’t get it, it’s earned.
But in all actuality, that person has the strength of 1 paper pusher a year so the strength of 40 people like yourself.
You don’t get it, it’s earned.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:06 am to lsu xman
the more glorious your beard, the stronger you are.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:08 am to lsu xman
Step 1 is to get a dad bod going.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:09 am to cubsfan5150
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I'm convinced that you have to have a son that makes you rage for old man strength
Saw this happen to one of my cousins many years ago. He was a teen and full of himself and from a large family with 10 kids----7 boys and 3 girls.
One day he got up in his dad's face and challenged him to a fight and his dad obliged. They had boxing gloves at the house for such events since the boys were always wanting to fight with each other.
My uncle put on the left glove and put his right hand behind his back and didn't use it. My cousin put on both gloves and in about 4 punches it was all over with my cousin suffering a broken nose that resulted in 2 black eyes for his troubles.
He never challenged his dad again.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:20 am to lsu xman
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Does this phenomenon just happen automatically?
I'm a small frame guy. Pretty much a paper pusher at work, so not much physical activity inside and out of work.
No
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:39 am to lsu xman
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In my 40s now, tell me about "old man strength"
You aint there yet. Avergae lifespan for males in the US is about 78. You break that down into 3 categories
0-26 = youth (thats why you can still be on your parents insurance at 26)
27-52 = middle age (39 would be the actual middle of you life)
53-78 = old age (no penalty for retirement begins at 59.5 years)
Posted on 10/18/21 at 9:51 am to lsu xman
I'm 42, 6'1 195. My nephew is 17 and plays safety for his high school football team. He's 6'2 180 and works out every day. I don't work out. He challenged me to a wrestling match. I put him on his arse the entire time. I don't even wrestle.
He then challenged me to a race. I told him to frick off with that.
He then challenged me to a race. I told him to frick off with that.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 9:56 am to lsu xman
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In my 40s now, tell me about "old man strength"
I don't know about this.
I can tell you about "old man knees that click sometimes" and "old man acid reflux".
This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 9:57 am
Posted on 10/18/21 at 10:17 am to lsu xman
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Does this phenomenon just happen automatically?
na....skinny fat nerds still remain skinny fat nerds no matter the age.
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